VernLife Sarcasm

Sarcasm is a Language, but at the Vern, it's a Lifestyle.

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Suggestions for new mascot names:
-Alvernia Parking Tickets
-Alvernia Debt Collectors
-Alvernia Public Safeties
-Alvernia Aladdin's

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Feels so safe going to class on Penn Street!

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Can't wait for the raging parties at the eSports house!

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Downtown Reading is definitely the safest place for a new school building.

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Pregame in the nunnery?

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The undefeated streak is officially on the line. #VernFootball2018

[Vinny(Bonnaroo Bound👽) @vinpin24]

We got the beautiful parking garage to go with the Plex #GoldenWolves @VernLifeSarcasm

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No hard counts vs our week 1 opponent. #VernFootball

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This probably didn't cost that much money to build. #Football2018

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What a huge campus!

https://t.co/wTtNoO4eIi

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Because wolves are definitely not as violent as crusaders.

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Yep, Golden Wolves is the perfect name.

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Enjoy your summer, fuckers.

[Matt Mac @Uncle_Marty20]

went there 1 year and basically paid 2 tuitions due to parking tickets. that one has my vote btw @FishTheCommish u hear about this? https://t.co/EH5dGOFm2d

[Amber Lynn @grand_slAMBS]

The Flying Nuns https://t.co/T3xft6QBmX

[Jt Szwanki @jtszwanki11]

definitely alvernia parking tickets!!! https://t.co/ReM1yuvJi2

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Tweet any suggestions for the new mascot name to this page.

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Administration should focus all of their attention on the new mascot name.

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I'm already tailgating for football. #2018