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The Diary of an Alchemist🕊️

[Robert Battinson 🦇 @TeamBattinson1]

ERLING HAALAND’s dating history🥶🙀

2021 /Isabel Johansen 🇳🇴 (20 yrs)
2022 / Isabel Johansen 🇳🇴 (21 yrs)
2023 / Isabel Johansen 🇳🇴 (22 yrs)
2024 /Isabel Johansen 🇳🇴 (23 yrs)
2025 / Isabel Johansen 🇳🇴 (24 yrs)
2026 / Isabel Johansen 🇳🇴 (25 yrs)…. Love

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

If you want a calm life, protect the ordinary things. Like sleep. Meals. Walks. Rest. Solitude. Who you let close. It all adds up.

[emz! @blahblahemilyy]

people will be like “of course you’ll find someone! you’re pretty and smart and accomplished” and it’s like…. you don’t get it…….. all of that works against me

[Goddess ✨ @TheeGoddessHQ]

Women get bored just as much as men. I don’t believe women are monogamous in any way, shape, or form. We just face much more dire consequences for infidelity, so we’re forced to exercise more discipline.

[lumi @lumiagww]

and as my final act of acceptance, i wont ask why anymore

[NRB @vivrantny]

I am the queen of pivoting i am always prepared to change

[ً @artfuIchaos]

please be picky as fuck, this is your world and whatever you want exists.

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

Men don’t hate strong women or girl bosses. They hate themselves bc they don’t have enough aura to make those women soften in their presence.

When you have skill and ooze aura, any woman (even the toughest Ronda Rousey type) is going to be a soft lamb with you in private. Skill issue

[🧚‍♀️Evelyn🧚‍♀️ @Eva_Sommie]

Until a man is doing things for you that don’t benefit him, he is not investing in you… I said what I said.

[𝓣𝓸𝓻𝓲 @noid3a_]

"Women are more emotional and tend to act less logically"

[nic @nicdaze]

every day is another chance to engage in #neuroplasticity

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

the freakiest thing a man can do is show subtle ownership over you in public

[bimbotech.co @bossbratbimbo]

men in relationships who think they can do better than their current gf/wife, let’s play a game. make a tinder profile with her pictures then swipe right on every guy that is taller/better looking/more successful than you and see how many matches and messages she gets

[ego @roguebaguette]

whenever I see a rich man I want to take his job

[KERIA @justkeria]

I do not care about being considered a good person by bad people because that is a manipulation tactic that doesn’t work on me.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

don't invest in someone based on how much you like them. invest in someone based on how much they invest in you. if we all did that, we'd save ourselves from 80% of the heartbreak we'll ever experience in life.

[scar @imfat]

It took me 29 years to realize that the cheat code to life is just having confidence.

[Wealth Squad Chris @Chrissssjohnson]

Stop thinking month to month income, start thinking project to project

[susa @prinkasusa]

Then marry your mom. Women are looking for partners, not grown sons.