mak mac

[mak mac @VersaceAngle]

i’m having a baby next month 🤯

[mak mac @VersaceAngle]

i’ve been using regular chapstick like carmex and burt’s bees everyday for at least the past month and my lips have been so chapped they crack… i bought aquaphor chapstick and used it twice yesterday and my lips are already 10x better. what is this sorcery

[mak mac @VersaceAngle]

i can’t believe i really graduated college

[mak mac @VersaceAngle]

@aleeanicole material goirl 💅

[mak mac @VersaceAngle]

@HannHump congrats momma! 💗

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

My dog: *breathes*

Me:

[mak mac @VersaceAngle]

@_mama_bear___ dude same. especially now that i’m pregnant i literally go a week without it is horrendous. my doctor just prescribed me some medicine for it thank gawd

[mak mac @VersaceAngle]

🤣🤣🤣

[Dave Kluge @DaveKluge]

A flag isn’t enough. Jamaal Williams deserves a fine and suspension.

My wife asked me why me hips can’t move like that. My kids haven’t stopped crying. We have an appointment today with a crisis counselor, but I’m afraid the damage has already been done.

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

after Adam Levine cheating on his wife let’s remember & normalize the fact that cheating was never about a woman’s lack of beauty, worth or anything for that matter but instead a man’s abundance of insecurities, unworthiness & desperation. don’t let men manipulate that reality

[mak mac @VersaceAngle]

someone just walked into the bathroom at work and whispered “bffr be fucking for real” 🤣

[mak mac @VersaceAngle]

me as fuck

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

oh i know where im going these are just my emotional support google maps directions

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

Finding $15 sitting in my Venmo balance and treating it like it’s my offshore bank account

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

brutal hippo attack caught on camera

[mak mac @VersaceAngle]

@richellehealy dude they come to my work all the time and they are SO good!!!

[mak mac @VersaceAngle]

@t6mikee

[mak mac @VersaceAngle]

@hardik_hore @LauraPrepon who is using this as birth control? who is spending $500+ as a form of birth control EACH TIME instead of just getting contraceptives????

[mak mac @VersaceAngle]

getting drunk the night i needed to fully research and write a literature review was not my brightest idea but here we are

[Julia Glum @SuperJulia]

I’ve been watching this guy on TikTok gradually build an eel pit (exactly what it sounds like) under his house for months now, and tomorrow he is FINALLY going to add the eels. gonna be a huge day for me