Versace the Italian Diva Dog

I enjoy protecting my humans w/nonstop barking. Birds & planes annoy me. I sleep in a king size bed, & am a diva. My pronouns are she/her. Tweets are my own.

[Versace the Italian Diva Dog @VersaceDog]

@nicole_m_poole @PoolesPub Best human dad ever!

[Versace the Italian Diva Dog @VersaceDog]

Happy Birthday to my daddy human who I allow to sleep in my king size bed. ❤️

[nicole poole @nicole_m_poole]

Happy 55th Birthday to my rock, my love, the man I cannot do life without. Husband, Dad, Pops, & more….he wears all the hats well and with pride. Whole much whole time, @PoolesPub !

[nicole poole @nicole_m_poole]

Happiest of birthdays to my sis @MrsAngelaClouse ! Enjoy your snow day birthday! Love you ❤️❤️

[Versace the Italian Diva Dog @VersaceDog]

Ice days suck. I slid when I stopped to poop and my human laughed at me. It’s cold. I need to chase things outside.

[ABC News @ABC]

Parents in one New Jersey township could face fines or jail time if their children cause a "public disturbance," according to a new ordinance that went into effect last month. https://t.co/EW9E9eyubn

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

"I'm seeing Putin. I'm going to Russia"

He's meeting Putin in Alaska.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Interesting. Does anyone know how this turned out?

https://t.co/LPKLrblufD

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Instead of taking over the DC Metropolitan Police at a time when crime in the capital is declining and is lower than it was during @realDonaldTrump's first term, wouldn't it be easier just to release the Epstein files?

[Versace the Italian Diva Dog @VersaceDog]

Dear God he needs a support bra.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Seb Gorka. Trump’s new National Director for Counterterrorism. God help us.

[RBI Baseball @RBIbaseballTx]

🚨Player of the Game🚨

Brody Clouse

3-3 2B
3 RBI
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@texas_spartans 9-6

[Versace the Italian Diva Dog @VersaceDog]

Don’t give Grandpa the nuclear codes please.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be unraveling live on stage

“When I say insane asylums, and then I say, Doctor Hannibal Lecter, does anybody know? They go crazy. They say, oh, he brings up these names out of— Well, that's genius. Right. Doctor Hannibal Lecter. There's nobody worse than him. Silence of the Lambs. Who the hell else would even remember that? I have a great memory, but they always hit me. I don't bring it up too much because they have to take such a— he brought up Hannibal Lecter. What does that have to do with this? What is it? It has everything to do with it, right? He was… So I've done something for you for you that I haven't done in 20 speeches. I brought up Doctor Hannibal Lecter and we're allowing him, you watch, you watch these fake people will say again, he brought up Hannibal Lecter has absolutely nothing to do. You know I do the weave, right? The weave. It's genius. You bring up Hannibal Lecter, you mention insane asylum. Hannibal Lecter. You go out, no. There'll be a time in life where the weave won't finish properly at the bottom and then we can talk. But right now it's pure genius. Hey, I have an uncle, my uncle, Uncle John, my father's brother, 41 years at MIT, longest serving professor has so many degrees, he didn't know what the hell to do with them all in the most complicated. I understand a lot of this stuff, you know, I believe in that. Like, I mean, Jack Nicklaus is not gonna produce a bad golfer. Right. You know, that's the way it works. It's just one of those things and it's in the family and it's whatever”

[Versace the Italian Diva Dog @VersaceDog]

You’re not a good debater.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

As President I will immediately end the migrant invasion of America. We will stop all migrant flights, end all illegal entries, terminate the Kamala phone app for smuggling illegals (CBP One App), revoke deportation immunity, suspend refugee resettlement, and return Kamala’s illegal migrants to their home countries (also known as remigration). I will save our cities and towns in Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, and all across America. #MAGA2024!

[Versace the Italian Diva Dog @VersaceDog]

Only losers say that.

[ABC News @ABC]

Former Pres. Trump has begun to shut down the possibility of a second match against Vice Pres. Harris after debating her Tuesday night, claiming he doesn't need to debate her again because he won the debate. https://t.co/UvadV2SAqH

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump: "People aren't going to the rallies."

The rallies:

[Versace the Italian Diva Dog @VersaceDog]

That look you give when you got him rattled….

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you are with her! #Debate2024

[Morten Morland @mortenmorland]

A reminder from the archive:

[Versace the Italian Diva Dog @VersaceDog]

Has someone done a wellness check on Ingrid Andress after that national Anthem? Yikes. #HomeRunDerby

[Acyn @Acyn]

Johnson two weeks ago: Unless the president is reading off a teleprompter, I don't think he's capable of making these big decisions.

Johnson today: There’s goes the teleprompter. *retreats off stage*

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Joe Biden has one subpar debate, and the New York Times calls for him to drop out.

Donald Trump got convicted of 34 felonies, and the New York Times said nothing.