General Booty

I don’t think before I speak, I like to be just as surprised as everyone else 😌

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

spain fans are like “we thuck thoooo bad”

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Soccer was on, UFC was on, and niggas was watching Love Island tucked under a blanky, by themselves

[Manutinho @GxlDeManutinho]

Yo yendo al trabajo después de haber dormido 2 horas solo para ver cómo le destrozan la cara a Ilia Topuria, ya no está invicto por culpa de su mujer y pierdo todo mi dinero en apuestas

[David Ruff @dcarterruff]

Found this guy’s IG and he’s not even a spurs fan he was just looking for some action. Love of the game.

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[Luis. @b3nzemartin]

El mundial confirma que la felicidad sí proviene del fútbol, el alcohol y las apuestas

[WAIVE FOX @GreggPopowich]

Enough is enough

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Bosnian Jovo Lukić scores his first international goal and what a time to do it in the FIFA World Cup 🇧🇦

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

OFF THE CORNER, BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA SCORES ITS FIRST GOAL OF THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP! 🇧🇦

WHAT A MOMENT IN TORONTO!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Bosnia’s got the song of the summer

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The best discovery of our road trip has been a musician called Ella Langley. We had never heard of her before, but after hearing her on pretty much every country radio station, we’ve become big fans. She’s basically the soundtrack of our trip.

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

how has it been 18 years and this is still one of the funniest videos on the entire internet

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break

[D @iblechdotcom]

all i ever do is ponder, wonder, analyze, reflect, speculate, dwell, imagine, and question everything

[Ajibola @4jibola]

being in your 20s is so crazy because every year you’re like a completely different person

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

im so hungry i could eat the gap between what i said and what i meant