𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕

❛❛I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ʀᴜɴ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴀɴ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ, @VoltageSpeeder.❜❜ { PARODY | N/SFW | 18+ | AU }

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

Iʀɪs Aɴɴ Wᴇsᴛ

❛We choose our own destiny.❜

❈ Parody | Independent Portrayal
❈ Banter | Crack | Serious
❈ Experienced | Detailed
❈ @VoltageSpeeder's No. 1 Fangirl

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

~ coffee. Believe it or not, babe, but I know my husband well enough to know when you need a pick-me-up,” she teased with a light giggle. “Even if we have been so busy lately it’s felt like we live worlds apart. So this makes a really nice change. Thank /you/ for doing this.”

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

“Mm,” she hummed, mid-sip, in response to his answer; her hum an attempt to say she figured as much whilst imbibing her own coffee, finishing that mouthful before her eyes met his and she cast a warm smile his way.
One that was reciprocated not long after, making her melt just ~

[𝘔𝘙. 𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VoltageSpeeder]

“ ( Other ) work stuff . . . ” Awkwardly
smiling, Barry takes the second cup
from Iris’ grasp. Immediately sipping
down the heated liquid ; a refreshing
gasp escaping him. If anyone should
know, above all people? It will be Iris.

“ Thank you . . . for having this on »

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

~ a little on the inside as she always did whenever Barry smiled her way.
But it was the reason he gave for wanting to meet that truly tugged at her heartstrings. Simply an excuse to spend time together? How romantic.
“Time with me? That’s very sweet. And you’re welcome for the ~

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

~ coffee too him with a small smile, attempting to reassure him that she truly didn’t mind paying for them both. “Along with why you want to talk so urgently at lunchtime.”

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

She was half expecting him to be late. Hence why she ordered two drinks. Does he really think she doesn’t know him well enough by now?

“That’s okay. Was it work stuff or… 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 work stuff? You can tell me about it while we drink these,” she states, handing over his ~

[𝘔𝘙. 𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VoltageSpeeder]

In typical Barry Allen fashion ——
he’s late. Only by a small margin.

“Hey . . uh . . sorry~ ” Panting between
his words. “ I got . . a little . . caught up, ”
Noticing two coffees in her hand, the
speedster is ridden with soft guilt, he
wanted to pay —— seeing as he asked.

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

As promised, she’s at Jitters by 1pm. She even arrived a little ahead of schedule and took the liberty of placing an order for the two of them so by the time he arrives, there’s already a coffee waiting for him.

[𝘔𝘙. 𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VoltageSpeeder]

📲 : Iris. ❤️

I’ll see you soon, wrap up warm.

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

📱: Barry ❤��

📲: That works fine with me. I’ll see you then. Looking forward to it already.

[𝘔𝘙. 𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VoltageSpeeder]

📲 : Iris. ❤️

Great! I’ll meet you outside Jitters,
let’s say… 1PM?? We’ll go from there.

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

📱: Barry ❤️

📲: That sounds really nice. I’d like that a lot. Name a time and place, and I’ll be there. X

[𝘔𝘙. 𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VoltageSpeeder]

⠀
⠀
Text message : @VersedVerity.

📲 : Iris. I hope you’re doing alright,
I was just texting to ask if you…
maybe wanted to take a stroll
through the park? Spend some
time together, with some coffee?
⠀
⠀

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

@VoltageSpeeder Days spent in bed with her husband are the best. Yet days where he treats her like the naughty girl she loves to be around him are even better.
And yes, she’s making sure he knows it through every sultry moan, and every roll of her hips.
She’s in need of a good 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒌.

[✞ 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄 ✞ @JckassAllTrades]

❝You know me, I don’t play if I can’t win.❞

✞ John Constantine - Hellblazer
✞ Cocky flirt, brilliant drinker, jackass of all trades, and occasional dark arts dabbler
✞ #DCRP/#MarvelRP/#LuciferRP
✞ MV MS (with chem)
✞ Mature themes 18+
✞ Writer: #Cᴍᴅʀ

RT’s appreciated

[‍ … social justice ‍ emerald ‍ ‍ A͟R͟C͟H͟E͟R͟. @HonorableGrowth]

Literate portrayal of Oliver Queen that matches description. He’s an alternative Universe where he lives after crisis, but in a world where he’s alone in Star City.

Retweets & likes appreciated.

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[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

Getting all flattery on me now, huh? Keep that up and maybe you’ll find my clothes coming off on the way to the bedroom…

[𝘔𝘙. 𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VoltageSpeeder]

Just as I’ll always be your number
one scoop. Nothing better than
seeing Iris West-Allen on the front
page every morning, Central City’s
finest. But also —— the /finest/.

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

I know, and I’m saying I’m not going anywhere. I’ll always be not just The Flash’s biggest fan but /your/ number one cheerleader.

[𝘔𝘙. 𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VoltageSpeeder]

I’m just letting you know. Besides,
The Flash needs his /lucky charm/.

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

Hey, cut the negative talk. Through thick and thin, I’ll be by your side. Just like I always have been.

[𝘔𝘙. 𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VoltageSpeeder]

I’m not coming out of those bad
days without you, just so we’re
clear. I don’t care if those days turn
into weeks, months even . . I’ve lost
a lot of things in my life, I’m not losing
the last thing that keeps me going.

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

For better or worse, honey. So yes, even on our bad days.

[𝘔𝘙. 𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VoltageSpeeder]

Even on our bad days?

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

If I love you just as much then that /will/ compare because it’s the same. All I know is that you’re my whole world, Barry, and I will never stop loving you with everything I’ve got.

[𝘔𝘙. 𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VoltageSpeeder]

. . . No? But, what I am saying is that
I will always have that inch ahead of
you. You can love me just as equally,
but nothing will ever compare to the
amount of love I have for you, darlin’.

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

Are you saying that I’m not capable of loving you to the same extent you love me?

[𝘔𝘙. 𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VoltageSpeeder]

Iris, with all due respect —— you
will NEVER win that argument. I
admire your dedication, but you’ve
got nothing on me in that department.

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

Do you really want to start that argument with me? You know how persistent I am.

[𝘔𝘙. 𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VoltageSpeeder]

I love you, more.

[𝘔𝘙𝘚. 𝘞𝘌𝘚𝘛-𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕 @VersedVerity]

I love you.