🆚VERSUS🆚

It's a game show? Off-the-cuff comedy featuring Game Master Drew (@l200ster) and contestants John (@NotSoMoreno) and Malachi. Art by @KelanMaloney.

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@TheLos_210 You’re only allowed to miss your friends on Wednesdays! The rest of the days are for CAPITALISM.

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Nurse that sweet sweet Valentine’s Day hangover with the least romantic thing in the world—three sweaty dudes yelling at each other through microphones! It’s a podcast, it’s called VERSUS, it’s invaded your phone, and it won’t leave until you’ve listened! https://t.co/wm8bl5H3bX

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@TheLos_210

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@ReaganPiperRose Were you the person yesterday who listened to episodes 5 through 39 twice and episode 37 three times?

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@TheLos_210 The whiplash each week between your elation and violent anger…

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Sadly the Fates have conspired against a new episode of VERSUS this week, but if you need a microdose of Malachi be sure to go back and watch this past Monday’s episode of the Daily Show with Chelsea Handler!

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John and Malachi’s improvisation technique

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@ReaganPiperRose Did someone say 4 ice??

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@TheLos_210 Only one way to find out! Listen to every episode of VERSUS a thousand times and also get your friends and family to do the same!

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Swooping down like a majestic eagle from the sky and sinking its golden talons into the soft eyeballs of this Wednesday morning—it’s a new episode of VERSUS and it’s here to permanently blind you! Or…blind Wednesday I guess? You get what we mean. https://t.co/aN3C4ITnRv

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Can you all listen to podcasts like this yet? If so, here's episode 39—enjoy!

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Does VERSUS raise your hackles? Need something to help lower your hackles after a stressful day? Have you ever complimented GM Drew on his dulcet voice? This might be for you! DM for a sneak preview!

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@TheLos_210 You shouldn’t smoke Mr. Clown Man it’s bad for you :’(

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Crazy moments like them getting their asses roasted at the end of every single episode of VERSUS. Come shut us up babies, WE BET YOU WON’T!!!*

*(b/c they can’t read this or listen to podcasts)

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@podbean Haven’t been able to put out a new one for a while because Game Master Drew’s cat had a stroke and John got COVID. But we did it this week! Give us a pity download! Also it’s funny and you’ll enjoy it! https://t.co/88hyqKzCf1

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This podcast supports Newborn Ugliness Truthers (NUTs). We speak this truth at the end of every episode of VERSUS because we support free speech (and also because babies can’t understand what we’re saying and aren’t physically large enough to beat us up).

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Everyone's expected to chip in and say your newborn kid is beautiful, but my friends' first-born daughter looked exactly like Vladimir Putin.