Jessey

make me laugh or cashapp me $JdiddyL

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

Hi I’m Jessey from Cedar Falls, and you’re watching my life fall apart on Twitter. *waves Disney wand*

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

I’ve known my dog longer than i knew I my mother.

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

Well look at me, back on my bullshit. :)

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

Why’d they even make the long walk a movie if they were going to take the best parts of the book out.

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

“He found himself still with too many questions and not enough answers.”
-Stephen King, The Long Walk.

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

@alwayssunny does @GlennHowerton drive a Range Rover in the 2008 movie the strangers as he does in always sunny??

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

I can count on one hand how many times I got dick this year. And that just ain���t right.

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

Tonight, I’m mad

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

808pm heartbreak

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

@RealLunchables nobody likes crunch bars.

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

Haters can’t handle my child like sense of whimsy

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

Fireman butts 10/10

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

This is the best dance scene from any movie and no one can convince me otherwise

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

You only love me when you’re drunk

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

@thewilliambyrne Haha yes it’s true

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

Why am I buying discount post it notes when the granddaughter of the man who invented them himself works for me.

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

one of my dumbest, now in color

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

Hear me out @tacobell but buffet style

[Jessey @VeryBadLand]

@tacobell but buffet style