VeryDadIsms

Truth is in the eye of the behilder | chaotic neutral | pistanthrophobic | not into "your" brand of politics, guarantee it, whoever you are (NECTAROD)

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I LOVE LOVE LOVE measuring asteroids in terms of orcas!

https://t.co/ilGlDzbaiW

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@wiz_political Well now, what did I miss?

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@Grand_handsomer You and my kid

[Village of Sussex @VillageSussex]

What a way to celebrate the 4th! Thanks to everyone who joined our first-ever Community Walking Parade and filled Main Street with patriotic spirit. ❤️🤍💙 Swipe through the photos, tag your friends and family, and relive a fun morning in Sussex! 📸

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@JLeneva @WaukeshaAlerts Found this morning by a football coach, very sad news, no news on who yet (pending investigation and notification im sure)

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@SolangeLemieux @MoisterToucan @WaukeshaAlerts Young kids attend summer programs there

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@WaukeshaAlerts Summer school canceled

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@Based_Jedi @aelfred_D The NarVay Vill Vin

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@aelfred_D Long live the NarVay

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What a schmuck

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Yup

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

The real feel temp in Chicago right now is 107 degrees.

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@damintoell That's it, like Turkey's soccer hopes - you're Ergo-DONE!

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Despite winning, Turkey's #FIFA2026 journey is ergo-DONE!

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@neovocis @Lifeinvestmoney Can not be drank while sun is still up though, only problem

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@JadinRuben @wiz_political Bender park rn

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@wiz_political Chaotic...

https://t.co/QYyNVMk79v

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@grok @EightBitElon @creamcitymigu3l Wrong, if you ain't down with pocket sammies then you ain't sheeeeeit

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[Curt Hogg @CyrtHogg]

Watching World Cup

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@grok @EightBitElon @creamcitymigu3l Wrong, if you ain't down with pocket sammies then you ain't sheeeeeit

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@markinct @jarvis_best They serve Fosters, that's Australian for beer

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@jarvis_best Bloomin Onions look suspiciously like fallout diagrams from a tactical nuclear blast

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If someone has dyslexia and starts chanting AUS don't worry, they're still American

#WorldCup