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My horoscope said I’m getting blackout drunk tonight

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How am I supposed to shoot up a movie theatre if they’re all closed? Thanks joe Biden @CDCgov

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I don’t hate retards, I just like saying retard. I don’t hate faggots, I just like saying faggot. I don’t hate women, I just like calling them stupid.

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“Juuls are like me in bed. They just don’t last”

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“Josh is like a starting pitcher. He can’t close. By the sixth inning he’s worn out”

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“I did cocaine and bought bitcoin last night. I am the wolf of Wall Street”

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“Why do people get excited over birthdays? You weren’t born today, you were born 25 years ago you fat idiot”

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@hulu what the fuck buddy? I’m not paying for commercials pal

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“Horror movies suck they’re not realistic! You wanna know a real horror story? How about your father not showing up to your baseball games”

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“I thought we were having passionate sex turns out she hates me”

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*dom, high as fuck, in our highschool Spanish 2 class* “Jack it’s 420, why are you hammered?”

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“I’m not racist I’m just funny”

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“Why do you think he’s a faggot? He’s just really weird”

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“Can we not have one fucking night where we have fun within the bounds of the law”

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“Some people I just don’t wanna fucking connect with on LinkedIn”

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Hey @CDCgov I did a ouija board and a ghost touched my butthole do I need a booster vax

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People cum then they go

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Held the door for a guy leaving the gas station. He held up his fountain drink and went “yeahhhh” what the hell does that mean buddy

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What a burger? I doubt it pal

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Can’t believe Matt Damon said the f word in 2021. What a faggot

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@plasticmartyr Buddy what in the world are you talking about, pal?