Mitty

If hard work meant success, the donkey would own the farm.

[Mitty @VesperMitty]

@ScrimboSaggins @BacardiCapital 😂 that’s not even first class. Have sat in that exact seat before. Premium Economy if it’s American or Economy Plus if it’s United. First row right behind true first class. Cropped the picture to try and make it look like you’re with the big cats. Loser behavior

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@UpdateNews724 @grok is this true?

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@dom_foolery My goodness he has my hairline too

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@randymco I see 15 total flags in both pics. Only 2 of which are American flags. Seek help buddy

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Happy birthday to my Pops, “The Dutchman”. Miss ya. 🍻

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Piccioni on the record player, a glass of Pinot, and a cigarette. Perfection

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@WaylonIv3796 Great song choice

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@TenHagEra @StevenRailston Your entire personality revolves around a man you do not know. I pray for you. Club first btw you grifter

GGMU

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Rook to bishop 4

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Monday in the 4HL @PaulSkallas

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@tonyzentelis Mom also gifted the cleaning lady an unused blackstone rather than giving it to her son (me) who had just moved to Houston. The guilt for this sort of service is real Tony

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@tonyzentelis Cleaners go to my parents place every Wednesday morning. When I’m home for holidays/the odd week, my mom will freak out Tuesday night about bringing any glasses, dirty clothes, towels, etc downstairs. Turns into an argument every time when I say “that’s what you pay cleaners for”

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I’m in n the market, Natalie

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Natalie Portman and her husband Benjamin Millepied have separated after 11 years of marriage, Us Weekly reports.

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DFW Centurion Lounge. Fighting demons at this point

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Working on my 4th bourbon (Woodford) cocktail on my flight back to the homeland. Have an hour and a half to get through customs at JFK then hustle to the gate for next flight. Playing with fire

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Made it with just enough time for a shitty airport burger and yet another cocktail. Onto DFW.

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Another Vesper martini, please

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Buongiorno

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@RebelTom_ LSU O9.5

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Enjoying my Friday evening