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retarded foid ❤️

[Name cannot be blank 🇺🇸 @Vestarum]

I was wrong about my whole anti feminist rant too. According to the Book of Genesis, Eve was created by God from one of Adam's ribs, as a help meet for him.

[Name cannot be blank 🇺🇸 @Vestarum]

Bro now my car keeps switching songs again. I am a woman. I will always be a woman. I will always be a woman.

[Shrek @Shrek]

Hey now

[gerhard fantorix (PERFECT MAN!!) @gerhardfanta3]

WAT DA?!

[square 🟥 @chloeallegra228]

“are u seeing anyone?” am i rlly giving off schizo vibes like that?

[Name cannot be blank 🇺🇸 @Vestarum]

Turtle that says meow

[gerhard fantorix (PERFECT MAN!!) @gerhardfanta3]

@lefineder the ships were powered by little lead-people (gnomes). the gnomes departed at around 200 AD, thus crashing the economy.

[Name cannot be blank 🇺🇸 @Vestarum]

They need to just get married.

[Big Tech Alert @BigTechAlert]

🆕 @elonmusk has started following @Grimezsz

[Name cannot be blank 🇺🇸 @Vestarum]

Please press # to speak to an operator

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

hello yes i would like to order one ability to fucking function Please

[a @a8065287968522]

we gotta investigate microwaves

[tasudi𓅓 @drillinnair]

Trimming the eyebrows

{
"subject": {
"main_character": "A photorealistic, living miniature man (Lilliputian size), not a plastic figure",
"attire": "Casual gardening clothes, blue jeans, white t-shirt",
"equipment": "A tiny, realistic red push-lawnmower"
},
"action": "The man is pushing the lawnmower over a giant human eyebrow, trimming the long eyebrow hairs as if mowing a lawn",
"setting": {
"location": "Extreme close-up macro view of a human forehead and closed eye",
"surface_details": "Giant-scale skin texture, visible pores, wrinkles, and coarse eyebrow hair"
},
"style": [
"Surreal conceptual photography",
"Hyper-realistic",
"Macro photography",
"Humorous",
"High contrast",
"Sharp focus"
],
"technical_details": {
"lighting": "Hard, direct lighting mimicking sunlight to create distinct shadows on the skin",
"camera": "Macro lens, shallow depth of field, focus on the miniature man and the eyebrow",
"resolution": "8k, ultra-detailed"
}
}

[kalomaze @kalomaze]

something i have been doing with claude code is instructing it to play a sound effect on loop when it's done with a thing & needs to get my attention
this means each todo list it makes ends with
- "Loop play ghetto_smosh_ahh.mp3"

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Elon Musk on simulation theory: he argues that the 40-year leap from Pong to photorealism proves we will inevitably create perfect simulations. Because a single civilization could run billions of these simulations, the math dictates it is statistically impossible (one in billions) that we are living in the one true "base reality."

[Name cannot be blank 🇺🇸 @Vestarum]

Good news.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Elon Musk reveals he believes in a “creator” of the universe.

[Name cannot be blank 🇺🇸 @Vestarum]

Bro now my car keeps switching songs again. I am a woman. I will always be a woman. I will always be a woman.

[Name cannot be blank 🇺🇸 @Vestarum]

I have the most absolutely cursed timeline now. I have officially flown too close to the Sun. Dear God, my eyes burn 😭 Maybe that weird sketchy account was right that "The beatings will continue til morale improves".

Holy shit, I want out. I was shot down over Vietnam like John McCain, I'm ejecting. There is no escape. Resistance is futile. White lives matter.

It's 1776 all over again @RealAlexJones

The British are coming 😭😭😭

[Name cannot be blank 🇺🇸 @Vestarum]

I have the most absolutely cursed timeline now. I have officially flown too close to the Sun. Dear God, my eyes burn 😭 Maybe that weird sketchy account was right that "The beatings will continue til morale improves".

Holy shit, I want out. I was shot down over Vietnam like John McCain, I'm ejecting. There is no escape. Resistance is futile. White lives matter.

It's 1776 all over again @RealAlexJones

The British are coming 😭😭😭