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[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

Can’t believe we were taught Hitler was a bad guy bc he had a type. He just wanted white chicks with blonde hair and blue eyes, just like 95% of the world does

[Katie Windham @katiewindham_]

"Before I stepped in the box, I said, 'God, whatever happens, happens. It's in your hands.' I've tried so hard. It's been a hard season this year. I just go out there and trust my ability. He left something over the plate, and I was able to make a good swing on it." 🥲

[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

@ChoppinBravos Update

[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

Retard👇👇👇

[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

#ThankYouBravesCountry

[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

#ThankYouBravesCountry

[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

Saw a tik tok the other day that said “imagine you get to heaven unmarried and you ask God why you never met your soulmate and he tells you that you ghosted them.”

That shit has been FUCKING with me the last 3 days

[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

@ilovewsp18 Of course this is where you went for breakfast

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

"WE SMOKED 16 OF 17 CIGARS WHEN WE PLAYED YOU ALL."

Coach Saban set the crowd up 😂

[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

Can’t friggin wait for today when PAT MCAFFE is on #GAMEDAY 😂 and then gets a FRAT STAR🤙 to kick a field goal and he makes it🏈🙋‍♂️ and then PAT 😈 RIPS his shirt off and chugs a beer shirtless while doing a backflip off the boat and he’s all like OLEEE ROCKY TOPPP 🤣💎🤙🤘🧃🦮

[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

I wish Instagram had a dating feature

[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

Studies show 8/10 bitches pray to instagram every night rather than our Lord and Savior

[Breiden Fehoko @BreidenFehoko]

Tyler Shough a top 5 QB in the NFC. You can figure out the other 4.

[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

Can’t friggin wait for today when LANE KIFFIN is on #GAMEDAY 😂and he brings his PUPPER JUICE 🧃 so he can be with totally sick PETER HERBSTREIT 🐶 and they hang out and bark and be epic woofers and then PAT 😈 chugs a beer shirtless and he’s all like AYOOOOOOO #neck 🤣💎🤘🐯

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

Bruh, we used to watch gladiators on CBS

Now it’s “USC @ Rutgers” 💀

Biggest downgrade in history

[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

Kylan Darnell looks like her pussy stinks

[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

@BlueCollarHank #IStandWithArch

[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

Oh my god.. Arch laughing at an AI video does not mean he hits women OR supports domestic violence. When did people lose a sense of humor?

[AJ Spurr @SpurrFM]

Live look at Ryan Grubb calling the Alabama offense:

[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

Just got home from work and I put up laundry from a week ago, started more laundry and cleaned up my entire place in under an hour lol

[VeteranTweaker @VeteranTweaker]

Fuck there’s a chance I took multiple adderall today. Can’t remember tho