Peeves

I stalk about the halls of Hogwarts, causing chaos and pelting students with chalk. [Parody/RP]

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

I keep forgetting the hashtag for #AVPLoveLunch2014

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@FloriSilbersong @ginnyweaslettpo You're irritating me. Go choke on a rock cake.

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@FloriSilbersong @ginnyweaslettpo unalpig? We'll talk again when you learn how to use current English.

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@FloriSilbersong @ginnyweaslettpo get your gross teenaged hormones away from me. #AVPLoveLunch2014

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@FloriSilbersong @ginnyweaslettpo I wouldn't agree. #AVPLoveLunch2014

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@LilyEvans_26 Thanks, little Evans.

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@_MarcusFlint @ProfUmbridge That woman is already growing tired of me. She's weak. #AVPLoveLunch2014

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@BarbaraBavaria @BagshotBathead @lifeofpotter Ew.

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@FloriSilbersong @ginnyweaslettpo I taught those two Wheezing Weasley's everything they know!

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@AVPParties -pelts students with the rock cakes- #AVPLoveLunch2014

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@BagshotBathead How could #AVPLoveLunch2014 be a party without me, Batty?

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

-Crashes #AVPLoveLunch2014 because I'm Peeves and I do what I want-

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@LilyEvans_26 -I grin proudly and brush nonexistent dust off of my shirt- I am, aren't i?

[Scorpius H Malfoy @PerfectMal]

I don't understand why everyone hates Slytherin. You lecture us about stereotyping and yet it's the other houses that do it most.

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@LilyEvans_26 oh I have, I have. In the professors cups nonetheless.

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@LilyEvans_26 Not in the slightest, little Evans. They've been banned, you see. So it's perfectly within reason for me.

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

-shadily sells love potions to the students between classes-

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@BluehairedLupin I am not! Not, not, not!

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@BluehairedLupin -I huff in irritation and blow a raspberry at you before cackling and zooming off-

[Peeves @VexatiousPeeves]

@BluehairedLupin -shifty eyes- Oh yes.