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❝I was done for eating some pick n' mix.❞ [#Vex] [#Dishy] #TʀαsʜPαɴdα #Tʀαsʜʏ

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❝He's like a handsome shark!❞

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"Thank you for so spontaneously giving it to me." https://t.co/9kIT6jXhMi

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Yeah, but he's a bit of a drama queen.

"Okay. Good."

He then stuffed the entire thing in his mouth. https://t.co/aVXBJdyCvz

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He shrugged slightly.

"Unless you've got a mutilating disease, I'll live.

You don't have a mutilating disease, right? Just checking." https://t.co/ECOuuuWKHI

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"Oh I'm sorry, was this yours?" he questioned, before running his tongue over the candy bar.
Then he held it out to give it back to him. https://t.co/R3awXYZPs2

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This dick /totally/ didn't snatch it away from him.

What? He needs his daily candy bar. https://t.co/aLOGUREeeb

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|| This version of Nathan actually managed to get community service again (for something incredibly stupid).

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@timidforesight ---course he'd use that to get his way.

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@timidforesight "Those coins aren't meant for a Twix, though," he said, as if it were the most obvious thing.
"Come on, we're friends, aren't we?" Of---

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@timidforesight ---didn't have the money right now in the first place.

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@timidforesight ---This, of course, was not the case.
"Can I borrow a dollar?
The vending machine ate my money /again/."
This was a lie though, since he---

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"Barry!"
The fuzzy haired swung a arm around of @timidforesight's neck as if he was going to tell him something of the utmost importance.---

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@ElectricChaotic "No need.
I'm immortal."

That doesn't mean you can't catch anything, Nathan.

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@ElectricChaotic "That's the one, yes.

What can I say?
She was easy."

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@RaisedToKickAss Rrrrriiiiisssss could you give @FranticTernary a little shout-out???

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@ElectricChaotic "The sex was pretty good, though."

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@ElectricChaotic "I once /did/ a hobo.
She was cute.
In a gross way."

Nathan, stop..

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@ElectricChaotic "I wish I had a power pike /that/.

Screw immortality."

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@ElectricChaotic His eyes widened a little at that.

"Oh wow..

Congratulations, man!!"
He's congratulating for the cock part.

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@ElectricChaotic "Gimme /details/.

The /disgusting/ /details/."

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