He shrugged slightly.
"Unless you've got a mutilating disease, I'll live.
You don't have a mutilating disease, right? Just checking." https://t.co/ECOuuuWKHI
"Oh I'm sorry, was this yours?" he questioned, before running his tongue over the candy bar.
Then he held it out to give it back to him. https://t.co/R3awXYZPs2
@timidforesight "Those coins aren't meant for a Twix, though," he said, as if it were the most obvious thing.
"Come on, we're friends, aren't we?" Of---
@timidforesight ---This, of course, was not the case.
"Can I borrow a dollar?
The vending machine ate my money /again/."
This was a lie though, since he---