Vex Vagrant

[JK Johnny @_JohnnyJones]

"And when the deportations are done... Oh mama, that's when the treason hangings start." -- Johnny Bravo (probably)

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

carefully checking the roundness of my son to make sure he's ready to roly and poly

[doomer @uncledoomer]

yeah man can i just get a miller high life

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

A 17-year-old was just beaten to death by a mob of migrants in Narbonne, France

Video is too graphic to post

[Ocana @Ocana_Dana]

Aqua

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@alan3920 Then how come you did this instead. Why didn’t you go pick daisies or something, instead of complaining about white people

[Quattro (Weiss's Husband) @QuattroMKII]

343 staff don't know how to write good stories so they resort to cheap shock value retcons to sell their shit.

Rookie? Killed in a novel.
Didact? Resurrected and killed in a novel.
Cortana? Resurrected and died off-screen.
Brohammer's family? Not even his.

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Retcon everything (chronologically) after Halo 3. Chief is still asleep on the Dawn.
Have the rest of the series be a bunch of smaller scale stories about how the galaxy is adapting to a world where we are no longer at war (but also aren’t exactly at peace) with the aliens instead of just rebooting the war for no reason.
Hell, imagine a story about the everyday person having to put up with alien refugees living amongst them after years of them massacring their friends & families…. 343 could actually explore some mature & morally grey subject matter that people keep pretending they did in Halo 4

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Today I discovered not only that there is such a thing as a quokka but also that my whole life I've been missing a quokka.

[JJAB @JJAB91x]

"For Amuro, whose life included the military sending him a woman a couple times a week, it was an overwhelming scene. And even then, he never saw the same woman twice. It was a reflection of the insidiousness of the Federation bureaucracy." - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Novelization

[Jack Napier @JackNapierNot]

Women hate virgin men because being a virgin is a sign of incompetence, both romantically and physically.

[MOB @MOB001X100]

HE really thought he could beat a guy with a gun 😭

[Amelia: Remigration @AmeliaRemigrate]

Thanks to multiculturalism:

London is a shithole
Paris is a shithole
Berlin is a shithole
Amsterdam is a shithole
Vienna is a shithole
Barcelona is a shithole
Madrid is a shithole

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

Check local kebab shops and mosques

[四十肩（Frozen Shoulder,inc.） @frozen_investor]

31歳の女とデートして1万円の食事を奢り何も感謝されない経験をした翌日、職場の22歳の新卒の女の子に1,500円のランチを奢って「わー！ありがとうございます！」と言われると、やはり男は1歳でも若い女の子にアプローチする方が正しいのだと感じる。

[Western Exile @westernexile]

Maturing is realising that absolutely nothing of substance is happening here.

A false pressure valve is being released, to reset public anger so as to buy additional years of time to implement an agenda that was decided long ago, elsewhere. The frontman is utterly expendable.

[Kirsche 🥥 🧁 @KirscheVerstahl]

I'd say this is a wild thing to say
but honestly I just expect it at this point