Lavezzi

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[Lavezzi @Vezzi__]

@namywillz1 😂😂😂

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Word game 😂😂😂

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Women are paying as high as $13,000 at a body count recovery centre in Brazil to have their body count reset to zero.

Yup! Pay that, get some bath and cleansing and all your body counts gets reset to zero and its crazy that some women are paying this as those who have tried it say, it made them feel like they are virgins once again.

I am sure they get back, start wearing decent clothing and start going to church and pretend to be humble and someone falls for it.

They get other stuff too to make them tight down there too😁

[Lavezzi @Vezzi__]

You can see the drama Mr IBU Family had to go through because of his properties when he passed on

The wife mentioned that they sold one of his property for 17M to do burial.

Thats a Financial mistake, 17M to do burial for what reason.
If that particular property was Willes to one peraon, such thing will not happen

See how they even disgraced his Legacy online after his D£@th those period

When he was alive, many people had no idea that he had lots of Ch1Ldren outside marriage but the whole secret came out after his D%@th just because of property issues

Something Mr IBU could've solved while he was still alive by writing a WILL.

Yes, a WILL would've have stopped this mess.
It's painful to see men fail to do the right while you are still here.

Don't wait till have you become a Millionaire before writing a WILL.

Don't put your family in a situation where your children will be dragging who will inherit your boxers and pants when you pass away.

This your X account or page, who will inherit them when you pass your pass away

How about this your phone and the charger.
Your shoes and clothes

D£@th has no timeline, it can strike anytime but your preparation before it strike will determine if you will rest in peace or not.

If Vezzi pass on today
My lovely girlfriend, will inherit this page.

Na so i put am for my WILL.

Ignorance of the law is no excuse

[Lavezzi @Vezzi__]

Nothing like divorce certificate
What you need is a certified true copy of the judgement that finalised your divorce which becomes absolute after three months of divorce judgement (decree Nisi)

Go back to that same court and apply for the CTC copy

That's what you need to show your new partner

Very easy

Ignorance of the law is no excuse

[Lavezzi @Vezzi__]

Go and look at your urine the next time. I will wait.

Does it foam like someone poured detergent inside?

Does the foam sit there instead of clearing?
That foam is not soap.
That is protein your kidney is supposed to keep — and is quietly letting go.

Press your thumb into your ankle for five seconds. If the dent stays, your body is holding water it cannot drain.

Look at your face in the morning.
Puffy around the eyes before you have done anything to be tired about.

Waking two, three times in the night to urinate — and it is not because you drank water?

None of these is a small thing. Stacked together, they are a conversation your kidneys have been trying to have with you for months.

You just kept changing the subject.

Describe yours below. I read them.

[Lavezzi @Vezzi__]

If your blood pressure is high and your urine is foamy, your kidneys are already involved.

Eat like it.

Cut out the seasoning cubes.

Use crayfish.
Use iru.
Use ogiri.
Use dawadawa.

The way food was prepared before the wrapper arrived.

Cut the bread.
Cut the noodles.
Cut the sugar and soft drinks.

They can quietly raise blood pressure and put extra strain on the kidneys.

Choose real food.

Olive oil.
Palm oil.
Butter.

Not the refined yellow bottle.

Whether you live in Lagos or Winnipeg, your kidneys do not care about your postcode.

They care about what is on your plate.

This supports your treatment, it does not replace it.

Adults only.

Your children still need breakfast. Feed them eggs, not bread.

[Lavezzi @Vezzi__]

The Ghana witch has untied Harry Kane he said, but also forgot to tie Ghana defense while he’s at it.

This World Cup is really fun.

[Lavezzi @Vezzi__]

2. Make sure you have laid foundation on the Land to show that you are serious

3. You must be a contributor to the federal mortgage bank of Nigeria

Which is the most important of them all.

And this is how to be a contributor so they can give you this Construction L0an

Visit any Federal Mortgage Bank of Nigeria in the state where your land is located to register for NHF registration form
Or any Mortgage bank in your state, they will give you the NHF (National Housing Fund) registration form

They will assign an NHF number to you

Once registered
You will contribute 2.5% of your monthly income to your NHF account and after six months, you will qualify for the L0an.

This is not for Government workers only ooo, it's for Nigerians but many people are not informed that's the reason we don't hear about things like this.

Na coded information but Atanda no sabi hide update

I go share the update with my people

Oya, it's time to complete that your home and make you sef become landlord

Ignorance of the law is no excuse

Pls don't hide this update from your friends and family

[Lavezzi @Vezzi__]

If you have a Land and you don't have Ego/Kudi/Owo to build on it, pls come closer or you need Ego/Kudi/Owo to complete the building, come closer

There is what we call CONSTRUCTION L0AN by the Federal Mortgage Bank of Nigeria, specifically designed for people who own a Land but do not have Ego/kudi/owo to build on it or complete the building.
The L0an they will give you will spread up to 15 years so you can pay back small small conveniently with only 7% int£rest annually for that 15years.

Dem go assess wetin you need exactly to complete the building and na that same amount them go give you and monitor you to ensure you no use d Ego/kudi/owo carry Olosho or play 4 odds wey Man United go still lose 🤣🤣🤣

Chai, na Only Government fit run this kind thing and in case you kpai within that 15 years wey you dey pay back small small.
Insurance will pay the rest and you will rest in peace with GOD knowing your are not owing 🤣🤣🤣

Information is power and i am not going to hide this update cos one of my CLi£nt just told me about it cos na there GOD take do him own too.

Although there are little conditions attached and i want you to check them to know if you qualify or to quickly make amendment so you can qualify

These are the requirements

1. Proof of Ownership

You should be able to show that you own the Land legally with any of the documents below depending on the one you have
C of O (if u don have it, no problem, your deed will cover for you).

Deed of Assignment/Conveyance (registered).

Survey plan (registered).

Building Approval.

Verifiable proof of inc0me like your 3 to 6 months bank statement.

2. This post is getting long, i will drop the rest in the comments section

[Lavezzi @Vezzi__]

Some of you haven’t changed your bedsheets in 3 weeks.

But you’re hosting guests.

You’re sleeping and sweating on it.

Some of you even had mekwe on that same sheet and just straightened it like you were folding paper for filing.

You dropped fluids.

You dropped tears.

You dropped vibes.

And you think your body won’t complain?

Let me tell you the truth your ego won’t admit:

Your bed is a biological trap.

Every night, your skin sheds.

Your sweat sinks.

Your body oil marinates.

Dust dances in.

Your pillowcase holds tears, dreams, unfinished prayers, and saliva.

Your bedsheet has now become a full-time DNA museum.

Then you wonder why your back itches.

Why your chest breaks out.

Why your nostrils clog every morning.

You’re lying in a petri dish and expecting divine rest.

Let me scream it with boldness:

Change your sheets WEEKLY.

Wash your pillowcases every 3 to 4 days.

Sun your pillows, duvets, and mattress.

Vacuum, beat, and refresh your bed.

And stop acting like bedding hygiene is a luxury. It’s a responsibility.

Especially you that loves night mekwe.

You who moans at midnight and stretches by 2 a.m.

You who wipes with the corner of the duvet and turns to the wall.

You need to stop playing.

You are not in an NYSC camp.

You’re a full-grown adult living in a fungal forest.

Your bed is either a place of healing or a slow poison.

Bacterial overload is real.

Dust mites are not imaginary.

And the smell of "old sweat" is not normal, it’s decay.

And to those of you who say, "Nobody is coming to visit,"

Let me ask: So you only clean when people are watching?

Is your body not sacred enough?

If your skin is itching, your back has rashes, or your sinus always blocks at night,

Don’t just buy drugs.

Start with your SHEETS.

Because sometimes, it’s not the demons.

It’s just your dirty bedsheet shouting louder than your immune system.

The Future is Clean.

[Lavezzi @Vezzi__]

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