I have noticed that heroes are a lot less prevalent in the current meta... Maybe you should use me, because I'm not a HERO( Hazard of Extreme Resource Outflow), I'm literally META (Most Excellent Tactic Assesser, also known as Most Efffective Tactic Available)
@DarkMaguSamuel@TheFatalBeauty Wasn't me throwing a temper tantrum about not having a mommy. I do not consort with tiny ruffians. Go back to the Nether where you belong.
@alhunterrvg@JireshJustus@vainglory Best joke I've seen in a while. Ha! Steal Malene away. Let me tell you, I'm the best-looking and the best kidnapper in all the land. There's no chance that the ruffian can even begin to compete with me.
We're back! Malene got a stunning orange dress, as well as a piece of hardy orange candy from a merchant. She fainted again, so that's why it took so long. She's back on her feet, and sitting beside me as I'm writing this. Life is good.
I just happened upon an entrance... the sign reads "Halcyon Fold". I'm pretty sure I've been here before, but all that remains is a memory. Also, Malene is finally NOT throwing up. I think the smell of fresh air might've helped.
Oh my, this is new. Should I go out raiding with Phinneas and leave Malene at our... living quarters? We need the gold, by the way. Also a couple hundred more rags. She has an abnormal amount of bile in her. Must be the magic acting up.
Oh my, this is new. Should I go out raiding with Phinneas and leave Malene at our... living quarters? We need the gold, by the way. Also a couple hundred more rags. She has an abnormal amount of bile in her. Must be the magic acting up.
@annuPika @CruzLaurisse @vainglory I like my fangs, really brings out my masculinity and charm. Oh, that's Malene throwing up in the other room. I must go.