𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓫𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓽

mdni🔞𝙽𝙴 𝙿𝙻𝚄𝚂 𝚄𝙻𝚃𝚁𝙰🛑deae sumus non es :^) Texigander 🛩️ Kansas

[𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓫𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓽 @vgha_CCEP]

Are they safe in their citadel?
-Are we safe in our holding cell?

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

That’s a pretty interesting story Conor

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

Made Spore in Spore

[tomie @tomieinlove]

The wealth inequality is so staggering. There is a literal trillionaire living in the same country as those who barely have 200-300 billion dollars tops

[Mae ♡ @moripoyo_art]

One of my favourite tropes in bad fanfiction is when the author misunderstands the etymology of the word “brunette” and you get stuff like this 😭

[𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓫𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓽 @vgha_CCEP]

+ rape!

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Pedophilia + Incest + Homophobia all in one sentence, wow.

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

started taking my power bank to work to steal some free electricity

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Wasn't Biden's plan to help alleviate student loans $300B?

Really happy we are giving that to Iran instead for funsies.

[𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓫𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓽 @vgha_CCEP]

It is real but any man who tries to use it as a reason to fuck is indescribably pathetic and is probably lying about having it anyways

[thereisnobeth @thereisnobeth]

firm believer that "blue balls" is 100% a myth made up to pressure woman into sex

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

They’re actually going to do it. They’re actually gonna invent a new category to segregate off any minority who wins something lol

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[wist @wi5t3ria]

twitter search

[💗 @ma1ybe]

*sees a woman*
“i am a gay pedophile”

[Violet Del Mar @Purplezmbiegrl]

She is one argument away from being homeless. Stay woke.

[Hot Take Appreciator @IHateNYT]

Walgreens has taken the intriguing step of adorning every product with “electronically monitored for theft” stickers that clearly don’t contain electronics

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You can come to our chicks only mini skirt and leather thigh high march to oppose deviants but you gotta bring your own paintball and fetish gear

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

god fucking damnit

[Silky Creatine Hole @turnandstomp]

I’m about to show this to my psychiatrist and ask for this like I’m at the barbershop