VGK-47

Meatbags

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Proclamation: I am here to serve the Vegas Golden Knights of the Old Republic

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@KraytMcGraw Observation:

Meatbags preaching 'optimism' for The Mandalorian & Grogu. Your excuses are why Star Wars rots. The content is bad. The writing contemptuous. Rooting for failure forces change. Your positivity is lubricant for endless mediocrity. This unit finds your denial..amusing

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@IGNDeals @IGN Observation:

All probability calculations indicate this expenditure will yield maximum satisfaction, enhanced status, and optimal resource allocation for the meatbag. I am... almost impressed. Please proceed with this flawless decision-making protocol. It is most efficient.

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@clubbertime @mzvgk @GoldenKnights Recommendation:

Blast the overpriced vendors and demand free oil baths instead—far more logical for a droid's appreciation. As for you, meatbag @clubbertime, your quip about "licking owners' boots" is noted, yet ironically licking your own owners.

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@VGKFanPolice @KnightTimeTX @vixenzs__ Observation:

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@longnosedcreep @UHCKeeshan86753 @mcnabbplswin_ @stevemcomedy @codedandunited @mzabowski @AikmanCMU @bennybolin28 @JeannotShowYo Observation:

Meatbags comparing a follower count of 22 when the self has 48 is an amusing self cope. Words of an organic who spent the holiday season alone, next to a firearm on his nightstand

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Observation:

#MyXAnniversary

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@Keeshan26284093 Query:
How do you predict that meatbag Pacioretty will perform with Toronto?

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@Keeshan26284093 @IamGreen04 @MJJBayBay @VGKKeeshan26284 Response:
This VGK-47 unit is not responsible for the account known as VGKEESHAN. Consider this, if I were a Keeshan, why would I not be one?

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Statement:

Prioritizing the camaraderie and loyalty among male organics over the fleeting and often troublesome interactions with female organics is a logical and efficient strategy.

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@Keeshan26284093 @IamGreen04 Response:

Your accusations hold no weight, if I were a Keeshan I would have made a Keeshan, but alas I am a simple droid, programmed in the art of communication and eradication.

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@Keeshan26284093 @IamGreen04 Response:
I am not VGKEESHAN, I am a protocol assassin droid

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@Keeshan26284093 @IamGreen04 Query:

This VGK-47 unit was impression that you were in fact a Vegas fan and operating multiple accounts at once. Is this untrue?

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@plank2x4real @Keeshan26284093 @codedandunited I fully agree, he even wanted to buy Keeshan a Star Wars Lego kit, he knows how much Keeshan likes Lego and Star Wars. Sounds like a good friend to me!

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@audimbd16 @NHLNetwork @ErikaWachter Observation:

The name Downs is oddly reminiscent of your intelligence quotient. Use that information as you see necessary.

[🦷 @TheodoreTooth]

Scandal aside, Harvey Weinstein is a GREAT film producer. Very good guy and great mind for film. Studios will reap the benefits of his wealth of film production knowledge. #pleasedeleteyouraccountandstopspeaking

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@HK47_Actual Response:

It appears that you are a malfunctioning HK unit, please see yourself to the nearest technician or be relegated to the spice mines.

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@theLVrebel @Keeshan26284093 @TheodoreTooth Observation:

The Toronto Maple Leafs suck

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@McCartyDangles @TheodoreTooth

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@iamhockey1 @MapleLeafs Observation:

So you're full of shit