The 17th of August

We will have light refreshments after service… and I do mean light.

[The 17th of August @VHS_TAPES]

They said a brain freeze can’t kill you… they a damn lie. That feeling is deadly.

[The 17th of August @VHS_TAPES]

Does anyone still use grubhub?

[The 17th of August @VHS_TAPES]

I can’t stand you niggas that find out through a family reunion that your grandma was half Jamaican and now you swear you Rasta pasta

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[blue @bluewmist]

YOU MUST LEARN TO ENJOY LIFE WITHOUT NEEDING AN AUDIENCE TO SEE THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING LIFE

[The 17th of August @VHS_TAPES]

@Soulful1865 Don’t forget to add bow wow

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Can we just start a class action lawsuit against the US government? US Citizens v United States. Gross negligence in handling taxpayer funds would be a good start. Who’s in?

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

[The 17th of August @VHS_TAPES]

@Chizitere_xyz Hypothetically right, let’s say a woman is stuck in the woods with a man and a bear. 99% of the time I think we can all bet that the woman would look to the man for help from the bear.

[Blarbie 👗 @BlarbieUSA]

@herchosenpath Asking me about a celebrity is a sure fire way for me to end a date. Don’t ask me that stupid shyt. 🤣

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Your parents have been married for close to 30 years. You don’t see them as role models for marriage, but two social media couples who got married and divorced in less than two years are making you scared to get married. You see that you don’t have sense.

[Yoshi ☄️ @wakeupyoshi]

there’s a point in your 30s when you realize hosting BBQs and dinner parties is the new club scene and high key better without the randoms, overpriced drinks, and terrible DJs still playing Dreams and Nightmares

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The internet is fake. Most people are normal. Most men aren’t bitter and most women aren’t man haters. Please put down your phone and touch grass.

[The 17th of August @VHS_TAPES]

@MikeRosoft18 @EschatologyFB @fightsarchived @PstrAThomas 😂🤣

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

People believe ANYTHING they hear about you... long as its BAD 😂😂😂

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

Ppl asking why the kids can't read. Their parents can't either!!!

[. @Dboysback65]

Soon as I realize you like to gossip about other people I be sure to make sure you know the least you possibly can about me 😭

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

Girl women cheat too in DROVES. Megan herself is a cheater and the same woman who slept with her bestfriends man. Why are people allowing this to bother them in real life? I just refuse to allow other peoples situations to affect my life. Whether celebrity or regular people.