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[Richard Oluwamayowa @Olaogun_]

Hello @afcbournemouth

I’m Olaogun, a winger also played as a striker from Nigeria.

I’m not asking for a contract. I’m asking for 7 days on trial to show you what I can do. If I’m not good enough, I’ll walk away with no hard feelings.

I’m fast, direct, and I work harder than anyone on the pitch.

My highlights are here: https://t.co/nD68FCLsMn

Thanks,
Olaogun
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[UZOR🎖️🎖️ @AlwellGodwin]

Day In The Life Of a Model 🌻

[Starlink @VibeClips_]

@NotSliceBread @Abuh_abel Your dm is locked

[Starlink @VibeClips_]

@NotSliceBread @Abuh_abel Please how do I go about it ?

[Jimbond Adimoramma Oguejiofor @Bondthegreat101]

A friend fowarded me this update as it is here on Whatsapp.

"His name is Revd Cornelius Eze of Áwka Diocese Anglican Communion.

He is a lecturer at Paul University, Awka, Anambra State. He was caught forcefully having sex with a female student, he jumped through the window, ran away with only his boxers.

His car and his belongings were still within the school premises and he is no where to be found till now. He is declared wanted by the school authority.

There are many of them I know that involved in this act while I was a staff of the university, going by my position as the PA to the Vice-Chancellor then, I have privy information available at my disposal but I keep shielding them because of the respect I have for PRIESTS.

It is very unfortunate!

Tell me how this one will handle this type of scandalous act.

[Starlink @VibeClips_]

Cc's

[ωα¢кσ @scally_wacko]

Shop HQ Tees @swagdepot_ng

[UZOR🎖️🎖️ @AlwellGodwin]

Is it just me or I hate seeing foolish people with large followers

[🪂 @EnduranceYT]

Most YouTubers don't know this one thing that is quietly hurting their SEO.

Before you upload your next video — rename the file on your computer first.

Most creators upload files named:
❌ VID_20240301_092145.mp4
❌ final_edit_v3.mp4
❌ untitled_project.mp4

YouTube reads your file name before anything else. That random number file name tells YouTube absolutely nothing about your video.

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🔍 WHY THE FILE NAME MATTERS

When you upload a video — YouTube scans everything attached to it. Including the file name.

It uses this as an early signal to understand:
✅ What is this video about?
✅ Who should we show it to?
✅ What keywords should we associate with it?

A keyword rich file name gives YouTube a head start before it even reads your title.

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✅ HOW TO RENAME YOUR FILE CORRECTLY

❌ VID_20240301.mp4
✅ how-to-lose-belly-fat-fast.mp4

❌ final_edit_v2.mp4
✅ best-foods-for-weight-loss-2026.mp4

Rules:
✅ Use your exact target keyword
✅ Use hyphens between words — not spaces
✅ Keep it under 10 words
✅ Match it closely to your video title

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🖼️ THIS WORKS WITH YOUR THUMBNAIL TOO

Most creators name their thumbnail:
❌ thumbnail_final.jpg
❌ canva_export_1.png

Rename it before uploading:
✅ how-to-lose-belly-fat-fast-thumbnail.jpg

YouTube reads your thumbnail file name too. Every file you upload is a chance to reinforce your keyword. Most creators waste all of them.

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��� THE FULL KEYWORD REINFORCEMENT SYSTEM

For maximum SEO — your keyword should appear in:

✅ Your video file name
✅ Your thumbnail file name
✅ Your video title
✅ Your video description
✅ Your video tags
✅ Spoken out loud in the first 30 seconds
✅ Your chapter timestamps

Every placement reinforces the signal. YouTube becomes more confident about what your video is about. More confidence = more recommendations.

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⏱️ THE 60 SECOND PRE-UPLOAD CHECKLIST

Do this before every single upload:

✅ Rename video file to your main keyword
✅ Rename thumbnail file to your main keyword
✅ Keyword in first 40 characters of your title
✅ Keyword in first 2 lines of your description
✅ Say the keyword out loud in first 30 seconds of video

60 seconds of preparation.
Weeks of extra reach.

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The creators growing fastest on YouTube are not more talented.

They are more thorough.

They check every detail.
They optimise every signal.
They leave nothing to chance.

Start with this one small habit on your very next upload.

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♻️ Repost if this helped you — most creators have never heard this.

💬 Comment — did you know about the file name trick before today?

[Subscribr @SubscribrAI]

How to Come Up With Viral YouTube Video Ideas

[Bryan Ng @boomerrbryan]

Medellin is probably one of the best cities I've travelled to:

1. Everything is walkable
2. Food at restaurants have a good range of healthy options
3. Cheap asf
4. Plenty of cafes with A+ wifi
5. Clubs are popping

As long as you don't get scoped you're good

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

It’s been a long, exhausting weekend of flying and driving, but in the midst of it all, your messages stood out. I may not have been able to respond to everyone, but please know I felt every bit of the love and support. I sincerely appreciate you all. Thank you. 🙏🏿💛🇺🇸

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

🎓 M.S Cybersecurity. Funded. Finished. Grateful to the United States Army @USArmy & @FLGuard. God bless America! #UWF26 | #UWFGrad 🇺🇸

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Standing Up for Democracy

Today, I joined fellow Nigerians, leaders, and members of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) led by National Chairman Sen. David Mark to participate in a peaceful "Save Democracy" protest.

This event was not just an effort to protect our democracy; it was also a moment of reflection on how far we have fallen as a nation. We must resist the suffocation of our democracy by those who once claimed to have sacrificed to defend it, but are now doing everything possible to undermine it and silence opposition.

History will not be kind to those who traded the struggle for democracy for the comfort of power. We will not remain silent, we will not be intimidated, and we will not surrender the future of this nation. The will of the people must prevail—stronger, louder, and impossible to suppress.

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

TINUBU MUST GO DOWN SEH

[ຸ @0nly1Bay0]

a moving man will meet his luck �

[THE_Cityy🇳🇬✌🏾 @Imnot_bolu]

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win today no matter what.

[KELE @F1MECHANICS]

everyone is ignoring the news oo. when you rush your dad to the hospital and he dies, don't say your doctors are wicked. HOLD YOUR GOVERNMENT RESPONSIBLE. !!!

[BUGG🐞 @BuggHive]

His name is Bitrus Pam Choji.
He's now one of the 50+ Christians that have been killed in Jos in the last week.

They all deserved better than what this country gave them.

50 is insane. But they're not numbers, they're people. With faces. This was face i knew.

Rest in Peace.❤

[Ifeoma Igbotic @IfeomaIgbotic]

Nigerian Army, leave the South East and focus on Plateau.

Leave the East and focus on Kaduna.

Leave the East and focus on Kwara.

Leave the East and focus on Ondo.

Leave the East and focus on Benue.

Focus on the North and West, where there are numerous cases of insecurity.