Vibes Man

Don't ask me about my business...

[Vibes Man @VibesMan71]

@Juanma_Ocasio @homerunreport They’re too embarrassed to post Lombard’s flyout HR in that janky-ass short porch, so I’ll help ‘em out: 353 ft, 1/30.

[Vibes Man @VibesMan71]

@Jmsox13 @ovo_problems @ChaseMemie @PFF Leonard Fournette is an 8-foot, 550 lb hela-monster who drives around in an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Best damn chip blocker in the league.
TO LENNY FOURNETTE! (/raises glass)

[Vibes Man @VibesMan71]

@phil_hellmuth You should’a wore the WSOP Darth Vader getup, complete with dramatic “breathing”
HUUHHSHHH
HUUHHSHHH

[Vibes Man @VibesMan71]

@StephenKing Inexperienced barrister travels to the land of hillbilly inbreds to clear a family member’s name. Hilarity ensues.

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@PardonMyMeme He is Risen! 🙏
And he wears denim & New Balance.

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I’m about to engage in an act of blasphemy. Don’t tell the Pope... or Joe Pesci.

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

WE’RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!

[Vibes Man @VibesMan71]

Back window sticker seen today:

Gas, Grass or Ass
Nobody rides for free

It’s good to see ride sharing services expanding payment options beyond credit/debit cards.

[Vibes Man @VibesMan71]

@WWE @SashaBanksWWE Called this ending last week when the B.S. countout stipulation was mentioned, tho I thought it’d be Shayna taking out Kairi. Titles don’t change via countout... this is too pathetically convenient.

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@barstoolsports @ATIBarstool Did It In A Minute

- Hall & Oates

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@bluesgordon24 @WWE @WWEAsuka @SashaBanksWWE Only for Asuka. Hadn’t watched in years, then stumbled on her YouTube channel and have been way too invested since in this scripted entertainment.

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@Hahncomedy Chalk it up, chalk it up! Were you wearing Steve’s weightbelt while playing those drums?!

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

We're getting wild!

#RaysUp | #StayHungry

[Vibes Man @VibesMan71]

I’ve just learned a hard lesson: driving down the bumpy, car-shaking brick road of Coffee Pot Blvd after Taco Bell is a terrible decision.

[Vibes Man @VibesMan71]

@bluesgordon24 @savvyforest The boogers are supposed to stay INSIDE the nose 😝

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

But we’re not listening…

#RaysUp

[Vibes Man @VibesMan71]

I literally see people overusing the word ‘literally’ on the internet literally every day.

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I’m tired of lying to my parents. They’re visiting today and it’s time they learned about the real me:

“Alexa! Play some Wheeler Walker Jr.��

[Vibes Man @VibesMan71]

Visiting my Mom up north. Temp in the 30’s, gray skies & rain, lounging in my jam jams in a recliner all day watching TV and playing on my cell- if this is what retirement is like, then sign me up!