Victoria

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

Lady at the nail salon asked if I walked here and I said no I drove and she said “oh old enough to drive?”

[Spider-Lakers2026 @Bens_head_space]

The ref…

“You know what would help with the ratings? If I toss out Anthony Edwards.”

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

I could watch Anthony Edwards all day

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

I hate when I want to request someone on Venmo but I pay them instead

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

Nothing makes me angrier than a team who misses their free throws.

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

When I get an email from my credit card company asking me to review my recent activity…. Yah that’s a hard no for me.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

My God. Stop what you're doing and watch this.

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

Guy at the agency told me he “appreciates my east coast bluntness”Not sure if that’s a compliment or a polite way of telling me I’m a bitch.

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

No one told me about the crickets in Austin

[Tigran Grigoryan @Tigartsakh]

All of you failed miserably to prevent this tragedy. At least help to save the people.

[ANCA @ANCA_DC]

BLOCK BIDEN NOMINATIONS!

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Freeze all confirmations until he breaks Azerbaijan's genocidal blockade of #Artsakh's 120,000 indigenous Christian Armenians. #ArtsakhTweet

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

Is there anything worse than having chapped lips and no chapstick?

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

I judge a company so hard if tney continue to serve me ads for a product after I’ve already bought it.

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

My job is all about optimizing

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

All I need is a grilled piece of sourdough with some flakey salt

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

I just want my kid to go to a college that routinely makes it past the first round of March madness

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

I can’t with all the happy Father’s Day posts, your dad doesn’t even have an Instagram

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

I sometimes find myself craving a cigarette even though I’ve never actually smoked one

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

How were we allowed to eat pop tarts for breakfast

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

I get lost on cleaning TikTok way too often

[Victoria @Vicctoriouss]

Everyone has a pair of jeans like this and if you say you don’t well then you’re lying