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“It has become something that is easy, and there’s nothing to regret about it”—https://t.co/h6bTxPzSPJ

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And Lao Xie Xie has the photos to prove it.

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When they moved into their new 3-bed, 2-bath in Washington Heights, they had no idea about its history—but then their beloved cat Chutney started sniffing around in the guest bedroom closet.

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My agent had better work on his innocent face for when he’s asked who blocked the toilet in the gender-neutral restroom with partially digested 3D-printed salmon—@damsmithwriter is back: https://t.co/Qgat0KYsuy

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To be fair, if my AI agent does the video job interview with the AI recruiter while I’m not in the room, then I’d say that’s actually getting my new employer ready for what I’m going to be like at work: dissociating at my desk before vanishing off for 40-minute shits on company time.

[Gabriel Castro @GabrielCastroOK]

Un bloguero mostró que las entrevistas laborales en 2026 ya se realizan sin personas. La empresa envió a la videollamada a un reclutador de IA, el bloguero respondió conectando a su agente de IA y salió del encuadre.

Las redes neuronales siguieron discutiendo la vacante durante un rato más sin humanos. Al final, ambas se colgaron y comenzaron a despedirse infinitamente la una de la otra.

Distópico.

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In fact, strap me into an eating chair, stick me under the specialized food-grade nozzles, and print those fake layers of muscle and fiber straight into my mouth, layer by layer, until I contain more slop than my own timeline: https://t.co/Qgat0KYsuy

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I’m sick of going on X and seeing you complaining about 3D-printed salmon. I don’t want to hear that it’s not real meat, that “it contains zero fish at all”—grow up! This looks every bit as appetizing as all those AI-generated food menus. Well, it’s your loss; more for me.

[𝕻𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗 @hippyresident]

It contains zero fish at all”

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Don’t you think I want to get some kind of adjustment against the government: https://t.co/Qgat0KYsuy

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Does the robot security dog have this accent because it’s manned by a human operator or because it was abandoned as a pup, stuck in India, living on the streets, surviving, being a tourist guide, smoking on the fucking roads?

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Absolutely WILD footage has emerged from Atlanta where an apartment complex now uses "robot security dogs" to patrol the area at night.

The robot dogs also seem to speak in Indian accents to the residents.

I've never seen anything like this before... insane!!!

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What Chutney found was no less than the site of some decade-old hipster social-media folklore (and a death chamber for a number of sacrificial chickens): https://t.co/OxZfYuNZNg

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When they moved into their new 3-bed, 2-bath in Washington Heights, they had no idea about its history—but then their beloved cat Chutney started sniffing around in the guest bedroom closet.

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@UncleDude333 You seem insecure

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Is it just me, or does “Just Warriors” sound suspiciously like the internet’s most patriotic adult entertainment platform?

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

No fatties.
No trannies.
No beardos.
No weirdoes.
No wimps.
No radicals — JUST WARRIORS.

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Come here darling, the lions next door are posting again and I’m ready to fight. https://t.co/DuS91bY4Ks

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You know it’s love when your girlfriend lets you climb on her back so you can get a better shot at your enemies.

[TVP @Theveripost]

Stoffel, a honey badger, was so determined to fight the lions next door that he kept escaping. When his keepers gave him a female partner to distract him, he used her to climb out again.

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It’s a good thing search and rescue were on hand, otherwise somewhere in America an AI anime chatbot waifu would be sleeping alone tonight. https://t.co/DuS91bYCA0

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I wouldn’t expect a 16-year-old boy to appreciate the perils of vibe-mountaineering. If you’ve never been in a relationship, how could you know that a rock formation known as the “Widowmaker” might be dangerous?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: 16-year-old has to be rescued from British Columbia’s “Widowmaker” mountain after reportedly letting Claude map out the hike, leading him off trail.

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But don’t worry about ever being lost again; we’ve got surveillance systems that can find you anywhere, anytime. Thank god the same people are in control of both, or we’d be doomed. https://t.co/DuS91bY4Ks

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Technology sets us apart from the medieval peasantry, who looked fearfully upon uncharted territory and exclaimed: “Here be dragons.” Now that we’ve mapped out the entire world, it’s clear it holds nothing to be afraid of. There are no mythological monsters lying in wait to destroy us. So instead, we’ve built them ourselves, brutal, mechanized killing machines that rain down fiery death from the skies.

[Donald Mitchell @DonaldPMitchell]

The insane landscape of modern drone warfare. Including "dragon drones" dropping molten iron (thermite) onto structures and trenches.

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I certainly wouldn’t put this past the ever-enterprising Trump administration—and what better way to pledge allegiance than with a star-spangled butt plug? https://t.co/DuS91bYCA0