Sid T. Vicious

I cook. I drink. I write. And all of these in excess.

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

Some fucking people are just straight up allergic to even the concept of working.

As if a drop of sweat on the brow would be enough to send them into hospice care.

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

👏

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

All of the information in the world literally at our fingertips, and living during the modern apex of technology.

And what are we doing with this incredible ability?

Sending pics of our dicks across ten time zones, and FB tests to see what kind of venereal disease we would be.

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

When the "nicest " cook threatens to slit a server's throat just to hear the cool sound when she fucks the wound.

Yeah. Tou are one of us now.

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

The fact that we live in a society where I can stand up an say "Fuck All Nazis!", and the future convict in the White House will be the first one to stammer, clasp his tiny orange hands, and throw a tantrum about some fucking wall instead.

"Jane, Get Me Off This Crazy Thing!!!"

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

Sometimes I swear life could be nothing more than trying to survive inside of a D grade student's science experiment.

And that little fuck is clearly not paying any attention any more.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I think we should vote on who wins Oscars five years after the movies come out. That’s about how long it takes me to really know if I think a movie is great or not.

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

The Oakland Raiders just signed Nathan Peterman.

As a Bills fan, I am confuzzed.

But as someone with healthy bits of morbid and grotesque humor installed into my personality.

Watching this atomic shit bomb explode over the silver and black nation will be exquisite to watch.

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

@JimCarrey That is an insult to feces.

At least bullshit can eventually produce something useful as fertilizer.

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

Christmas movies are like tequila benders to me.

They only happen maybe twice a year. My cognizance during it all is kept at semi-lucid at best and by the end I'm likely going to be throwing up so hard that the gum I swallowed in 8th grade P.E. 25 years ago will make a cameo.

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

Penny Marshall was an active voice for comedy, drama, brash commentary, but most of all aspects, the truth.

We as a society and race were more rich for her presence. Yet more pained without it.

Rest at peace, Penny. You earned it.

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

The amount of orgasmic joy felt within the legs and feet after a twelve hour grudge fuck double shift is closest resembling that of a scene usually kept to high roller's penthouse bedrooms during a 5 kilo coke buffet, sponsored by a CIA slush fund.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Shut down due to illegal activity:

1. Trump University
2. Trump Foundation

Under criminal investigation:

1. Trump campaign
2. Trump transition
3. Trump inauguration
4. Trump administration
5. Trump Organization

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

Roger Stone settled a 100 M $ lawsuit for planting false information on Infowars.

My question, once @realDonaldTrump is hopefully convicted . Is the American taxpayer going to be able to cash in on all of the BS he has peddled on us? After all this, we deserve a free rent check.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Roger Stone has just settled a $100M defamation suit in which he admits to spreading lies on Alex Jones' InfoWars

You hear that you loony right wing nuts? Stone admitted to spreading FAKE NEWS on INFOWARS!!

Not, CNN
Not MSNBC
Not the New York Times

INFOWARS!

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

I'm trying to figure out just how in the name of Poseidon's barnacle encrusted asshole that it makes any justifiable sense where we live in a world where we lose @Bourdain in such a way, but this little broken condom survivor @lilpump and his ilk will probably outlive us all.

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

They all crave that meat.

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

Sarah Sanders says she wants her tenure as Whitehouse Spokesperson to be defined as a time period of transparency, as well as honesty.

While we are at it, we should go ahead and claim Kanye's career has been the picture of humility, and his wife, an homage to virtuous purity.

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

"Family Entertainment."

[Sid T. Vicious @ViciousSidt]

Just feasted upon enough sugars, starches, and nid-processed meat to drive anyone's active cholesterol numbers into brackets usually kept reserved for national debt tabulation.

This inner fat kid is borderline losing a leg do the beet'us before he got to puberty.