vicky gordon

[vicky gordon @VickGordon]

“@kelly_gordon86: @VickGordon I am the best!!! 😬✌️👍 yay I have fans!!! X” HUGE FANS .... UUUGE x

[vicky gordon @VickGordon]

@kelly_gordon86 wow you know I said you've got no fans... Well now you have huge fans 😃 best sister in zee world 🍔

[vicky gordon @VickGordon]

@kelly_gordon86 you've got NO fans

[vicky gordon @VickGordon]

“@kelly_gordon86: @conspiracyimage @TheGoogleFactz @VickGordon they go your prints lol” come again?

[vicky gordon @VickGordon]

@kelly_gordon86 ahhhh now I see

[vicky gordon @VickGordon]

@kelly_gordon86 what? I can't see the pic

[Fact @Fact]

Most people aren't actually anti-social. They choose to be alone because they hate spending time with stupid people.

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When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn't care anymore.

[vicky gordon @VickGordon]

“@Fact: You cannot get your haircut on a Wednesday in Thailand.” I need to move to Thailand 😉

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They say "treat people the way you wanna be treated" but even if you treat people good, they'll still treat you like shit.. so.. fuck people

[Fact @Fact]

The 8 best superfoods you aren’t eating... http://t.co/56yeRIsvvD

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When. You. Read. Stuff. Like. This. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.

[vicky gordon @VickGordon]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/ho4VaUdvBp

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If you want to know if someone loves you, look at their eyes. A pupil can expand as much as 45% when looking at someone you love.

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Your mind has the ability to detect and sense apparent danger. If you feel as if something's wrong, don't ignore that feeling.

[vicky gordon @VickGordon]

“@funniest_texts: Did you know that one minute of kissing burns 26 calories? No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny.”😂😂

[vicky gordon @VickGordon]

This time next week I'll be drinking cocktails by the pool and living it large in IBIZA BABY ☀️🍹🍸🏊🎶 #Ibiza2014 #exited 😁😜

[vicky gordon @VickGordon]

Anyone wanna make me a roast dinner today? 🙏😁☺️#wishfulthinking

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Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish drowned. It was tragic.