vick Rovers

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The standing orders require that the head of state in an address to Parliament be heard in silence.

Two problems.

1. Ruto cannot be trusted to paint the true picture of the State of the Nation which as you know is dire.

2. I cannot sit quietly listening to lies.

For these reasons and out of respect for the institution of Parliament I shall not attend the state of the nation address.

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

I can't wait to see her debate Alionya.. I'm sure she will completely dismantle her 😅😅

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Imagine electing MPs from Ndindi Nyoro's party, only for them to be missing Parliament during the passage of important bills, just like their leader.😂😂

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Kwa hivo nilikua nimeona mbali?😂😂😂

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

As a man, you will learn that losing the woman you thought you would marry is sometimes the plot twist that saves your life.

[Hon. Peter Salasya @pksalasya]

Kama angekuwa Ruto ndio alijenga hii bridge ya straight of hormos in homabay ile pr ingekuwa kwa hii daraja ata colour zake zingekuwa yellow 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 uhurus did a wonderful job with no pr and chest thumping

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Pesa ya goons wako nayo ,Lakini when it comes to development wanasema wako marginalized 😂😂

[julius Gitts @Julius_Gitts]

"Tunawaomba muwe na subira sahani ziko kwa lorry ya Heha movers zinaletwa"

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

📌Nyandiwa, Homabay County

[vick Rovers @VickRovers]

@DrBKhalwale Pole Sanaa....

[Murima Maestro🇰🇪 @MurimaMaestro]

Kule Kwale they have told Joho to his face that they don’t want the Broad-based government.

Ground is not grounding.

[vick Rovers @VickRovers]

@tanui_20 @polo_kimanii 😂😂😂😂 hizi ni gani tena

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Senje ameniita tena nijiexplain😁😁…

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

What the actual fvck!!!🔥🔥🔥😭
Brooo there are levels to this shit!! Sifuna outdoing himself today!!💪🏿😮‍💨🔥

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Buana this is a banger😂😂😂

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

New meme in the town 😂😂 I have never seen good friends in politics like this duo.

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

My husband texted me saying he was feeling very nauseous so I told him to take a pregnancy test for a second I thought maybe I was bein insensitive but then he texted back saying “you told me you were wearing a condom ” and I’ve been laughing about it all day 😭

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Nimekaa hivi nikakumbuka one day I got home around 8pm very tired ,I was trying my hand at selling tomatoes. That business showed me chege. The moment I sat down a young lady then about 22 years old came from the kitchen carrying a thermos and behind her the chairlady with food. I had never seen this girl in my life , the first thing the chairlady said was "salimia babako " . My mind went into the archives measuring the approximate age ,facial structure and complexion,then quickly going through my list of escapeds trying to figure out ni wapi niliwacha mbegu .
After a long silence, chairlady turned to the young girl and said "introduce yourself" kumbe my boy had been sneaking her into his Simba she had spent 2 days there before she was discovered by the chairlady and invited into the main house . Imagine my sons shock when he got home and found his sneaky link having super in the main house , na hivo ndivyo kijana ilioa . Lovely scenes.

[Sen. Methu Muhia @methumuhia]

Thank you Olkalou.