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@thebodycoach Please retweet my 13 month old squatting on demand (she can’t do anything else on demand but this 🤷🏼‍♀️)

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@CCTV_etc @McDonaldsUK @McDonalds Cos she likes it

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Hi; I’ve ordered a chicken nugget happy meal for my 6 year old and I’ve received this instead? @McDonaldsUK @McDonalds

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@Charlygotyou I’m just lazy lol and when I go out I like to feel different to any other day

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I’m sorry but @McDonaldsUK you need to make a choice. You either charge extra for your happy meals OR give less fries. Not charge extra for happy meals and then give less chips! It’s joke!!

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I have been driving for 18 years and I still can’t reverse lol

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Poor Chris Rea never made it home for Christmas this year

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@oelma__ Hilda

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Some kids got more for 1st of December than what my kids are getting on Christmas Day 😅😆

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Anita defo doing this for attention LMAO wtf #MAFSUK

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Well I was today years old (35) when I found out that the ‘micro chips’ advert from the 90’s is ‘quickety quick, micro chips!’ And not ‘chippity chips, micro chips!’ My whole life has been a lie 🤣

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Btw what filter have they filmed in tonight? Why is everyone’s eyes SO blue!? #mafsuk

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Julia-Ruth has no self awareness LOL #MAFSUK

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Omg Leigh is such a tyrant #MAFSUK

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Never warmed to April and now I can see why #MAFSUK

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Why does Joe look like he’s been abroad lol #MAFSUK

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Tbf before I started watching this I thought tactile meant cunning or something 🤣 #MAFSUK

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@_itsvelvet @MAFSUK ‘Stop yelling at me!’ Is the yelling in the room lol

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@ianjackster @AsdaServiceTeam @asda No way! That’s so bad!! Mines been a bit better

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Asda rewards app has gone down the pan again. What’s the point in scanning it if there is nothing to gain 😆 ‘don’t forget to scan your Asda rewards card’ what for!? The exercise!?!? @AsdaServiceTeam @asda

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My toddler doesn’t say ‘tah’ he says ‘cue’ for thank you 🥹