Victoria L

I do things, sometimes.
Not usually though.

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

Hey

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

"You know what I have? A Sims family that keeps getting murdered."

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

Can we briefly touch on how fucking over every single thing I am currently, have been, will likely be forever?

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

Teaching 101 courses to undergrads: for when your capacities towards codependency and disappointment are both equally limitless, but you've already cut contact with family and that shit will not just die already, yo.

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

Is there a way I can have Taylor Swift's drive, self-belief, and work ethic but keep my own dance moves?

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

What's actually going to be in my head for two and a half minutes today when everyone else is looking up at the sky:
https://t.co/8ouwsbOZrg

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

If the subway was literally inside my vagina I still don't think it could fuck me any harder #mta #nyc #getithefucktogether

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

creative director of making the same mistakes forever

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

me: live and let live

also me: i hate living

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

Baby moose look like cow-spiders.

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

HAMMER BEATS WORMS.

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

Why can't Dlisted just update every time I knew-jerk Internet to stave off crippling unplaced anxiety

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

to be, or not to be? or to be, but extremely reluctantly

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

Sounds about right.

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Keep fucking that chicken.

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

-- Completely oblivious to the fact that I too am a person standing on line at 5:45am for Record Store Day.

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

Standing in line outside @ 5:45am on record store day, listening to ppl talking, and think "Man, these losers are really into records."

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

When diet soda hangover cures cause burps that feel like you're releasing the pure evil inside you out into the world #relief #getbacksatan

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

I tried to type 'excitement' and my phone immediately autocorrected to 'accident'.
-- Stop trying to Garfield my fuckin Monday, technology

[Victoria L @VidRicious]

When ur neighbors 'hold' a misdelivered package for you for almost 3 weeks. Thanks for the prez @Katherine_Ebury !