Vusi Mahlangu

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I'm a red pill in the matrix.

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Elon Musk turns 55 today.

Here are 55 milestones.

Age 54: world's first trillionaire
Age 54: takes SpaceX public
Age 54: SpaceX acquires xAI
Age 54: releases Grok 4
Age 53: launches Robotaxi service
Age 53: xAI acquires X
Age 53: catches Starship booster
Age 53: unveils Cybercab
Age 53: first private spacewalk
Age 53: Colossus supercomputer
Age 52: first Neuralink implant
Age 52: launches Grok
Age 52: rebrands Twitter as X
Age 52: founds xAI 
Age 51: launches first Starship
Age 51: buys Twitter
Age 50: flies first all-civilian crew
Age 50: unveils Optimus robot
Age 49: wins NASA moon contract
Age 48: launches crew to orbit
Age 48: ships Tesla Model Y
Age 48: unveils Cybertruck
Age 48: launches Tesla Megapack
Age 47: first Starlink satellites
Age 46: launches Falcon Heavy 
Age 46: unveils Tesla Semi 
Age 45: starts Boring Company 
Age 45: opens first Gigafactory 
Age 45: founds Neuralink 
Age 45: unveils Solar Roof 
Age 45: reflies Falcon 9 
Age 44: reveals Tesla Model 3 
Age 44: lands a rocket booster
Age 44: co-founds OpenAI 
Age 44: ships Tesla Model X 
Age 43: unveils Powerwall 
Age 43: launches Tesla Autopilot 
Age 41: opens first Superchargers 
Age 40: ships Tesla Model S 
Age 40: Dragon reaches ISS 
Age 39: Dragon reaches orbit 
Age 39: takes Tesla public (IPO) 
Age 38: Falcon 9 first flight 
Age 37: Falcon 1 reaches orbit 
Age 36: ships first Tesla Roadster 
Age 35: co-founds SolarCity 
Age 32: co-founds Tesla 
Age 31: sells PayPal to eBay 
Age 30: founds SpaceX 
Age 30: takes PayPal public 
Age 27: founds X dot com
Age 27: sells Zip2 to Compaq 
Age 24: co-founds Zip2 
Age 19: sells PCs in dorm
Age 12: codes video game Blastar

[HUMPHREY TIPS @Okechukwu_odd]

Maradona's so called hand of God goal should not be in the list.

[Top Striker @TopStriker]

The man who chases two rabbits catches none.

You can’t chase money and titties.

[movie tweets @lauren_w67]

And then they got married

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

Elon Musk: "If you want to create something valuable financially, you don't pursue that. It's best to pursue providing useful products and services. If you do that, then money will come as a natural consequence, as opposed to pursuing money directly."

[Startup Archive @StartupArchive_]

Elon Musk: “Anyone who wants to make more than they take has my respect”

Elon is asked for his advice for entrepreneurs, to which he responds:

“I’m a big fan of anyone who wants to build. Anyone who wants to make more than they take has my respect. That’s the main thing you should aim for: to make more than you take and be a net contributor to society.”

He compares it to the pursuit of happiness:

“If you want to create something valuable financially, you don’t pursue that. It’s best to pursue providing useful products and services. If you do that, money will come as a natural consequence of that rather than pursuing money directly. You can’t pursue happiness directly. You pursue things that lead to happiness — fulfilling work, study, friends, loved ones.”

Elon continues:

“It sounds very obvious, but generally if somebody is trying to make a company work, they should expect to grind super hard and accept that there’s a meaningful chance of failure. Then just focus on having the output be worth more than the input. Are you a value creator? That’s what really matters: making more than you take.”

Source: @nikhilkamathcio (Nov 2025)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Movies Scenes 🎫 @SceneinCinema]

Only Steve Carell could compliment his wife and nailed the joke at the same time.

[The Menace 🥷 @charlestonwhyt]

Charleston White is the only person that can make Funny Marco break character😳😭

[Susan Abel @susylicious2023]

Why is zlatan So funny.

[Jedediah Bila @JedediahBila]

This is the hidden truth very few women will actually admit. She just said it out loud 🎯

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

I did not see that first joke coming 😂

[Thando @Ta_Fitty]

We are rich 😭😭

[𝒆𝒏𝒙𝒄𝒉 @EN0CX]

She’s been married to her husband for 19 years, and together they have two sons. She says he’s very disciplinary and often too tough on the boys, so she asked Steve Harvey how she should handle it. Steve Harvey’s response is one every parent should hear. ❤️

[Dr Koena Moabelo🇿🇦 @RealKoenaza]

Reshare just to irritate those who hate South Africans.

[The Menace 🥷 @charlestonwhyt]

Jesse Lee Peterson is never interviewing Charleston White again 😳😭

[Raphouse TV (RHTV) @raphousetv7]

Woman Says The Easiest Way To Lose A Good Man Isn’t Cheating—It’s Becoming His Biggest Source Of Stress. 😳💔👀

[osita @osita9401]

When rage is the fuel, nothing stands a chance and Hulk reminds you why calm never comes after the storm.
You don't need to make Hulk angry because he is always angry.

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

To those are ready to take over after the 30th June 2026. Listen here!