Gitonga💯

🔰🔰/🇰🇪🇰🇪
car guy/
overlanding fanatic/ agriozoophile🐘🐘🦁

[Mr. CarScout @ryangift03]

The last time I drove a proper car—a genuine ‘M’ that had been perfectly tuned.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Umoineer ingekuwa hapo kwa nyasi with full LED lights

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

Man, they looked at these mothers dead in their faces and said "$23K for your son's life"

What a satanic regime!

[Maktejah Brian™ 🚘 @maktejah_]

Three certainties in life

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Maya calling out dimplez

[Equity Bank Kenya @KeEquityBank]

From the mist-covered highlands of Kenya to the heart of Paris, France. On 18th June 2026, Kenya's Purple Tea was unveiled at the iconic Hôtel de Crillon in Paris, marking a defining moment for one of Africa's most distinctive tea origins. The unveiling follows a landmark agreement signed during the Africa Forward Summit between Gatanga Industries, Palais des Thés, and Equity Group, aimed at expanding market access for Kenyan specialty tea and connecting producers directly to premium international consumers.

Grown on the fertile volcanic slopes of Kenya's central highlands, the Purple Tea is celebrated for its rarity, vibrant character, floral aromas, subtle fruit notes, and rich concentration of natural antioxidants. It is a tea whose identity is inseparable from the landscape and generations of craftsmanship that bring it to life.

As Murang’a advances its Geographical Indication (GI) journey, the tea is gaining something equally valuable: protection of its origin. GI ensures that purple specialty tea is recognized not merely as a commodity, but as a premium product of provenance-traceable, authentic, and rooted in place.

For tea lovers, it offers the assurance of authenticity. For farmers, it creates an opportunity to retain greater value from the exceptional tea they cultivate.

From Murang’a to Paris, the world is discovering a tea with a name, a place, and a story.
Learn more: https://t.co/FQCdzuwYVL

#KenyaTea #PurpleTea #GeographicalIndication #AfricaRecoveryandResilencePlan #TeaOfOrigin #FromMurangatoParis

[Randomista @Randommest]

These are the kind of side quests our billionaires should be doing, not building endless apartments!

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

Hahaha. It may sound easy in your head but try even buying a 2 million car😂😂

[Pareno Solonka @Pareno_Solonka]

… and this is why Public Officers will always disobey Court Orders. No spine by the Judiciary

[Gitonga💯 @Vigienn]

🤣🤣

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[Gitonga💯 @Vigienn]

@mutindiisanicon 🤣🤣🤣

[Dennis Kioko - KeNHA Unmarked Bumps Hitter @denniskioko]

For years, I have said:

1. Kenyans don't understand problems that personally don't affect them
2. Kenyans love teaching others a lesson

Many Kenyans willing to overlook that this is a personal project to extort money & not government project, and signs are absent or hard to see

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

As promised guys… here are the pics of our new beauty 😎❤️.

Fun fact: bought this car unseen… even as I post this pics, I have not seen the car with my own eyes. 😅. My guy in Mombasa did all the groundwork for me.

Anxiety mbaya sana 🙃.

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

I remember when I posted this nikaambiwa I am farming… if only they knew 😂.

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

No forex, no corruption, no kickbacks, no fraud, no Elon money… none of that… !!!

I still can’t believe it😃. If you had asked me 6 years ago… I would have told you this is a dream, but now it’s going to be a memory.

[Gitonga💯 @Vigienn]

@mutindiisanicon I saw bad things at the haile selassie Roundabout while trying to leave town from uhuru Highway

[Loling Rayon 🦁 @mutindiisanicon]

Deadass watched the traffic cop akifungulia gari tatu then akatufungia 😭

[Gitonga💯 @Vigienn]

These days, traffic cops hold a whole side for 30 mins on roundabouts. Crazy

[Writer | Climber | Mother of Dragons | Kas Ka Gan @Wordslinger__]

This story has chilled me to the core. Someone can look at you walking on the road, arrest you arbitrarily for nothing, slap a murder charge on you, just like that. Can you imagine the implications of this, long-term??? Can you see how horrific this is???

[Gitonga💯 @Vigienn]

Ffs

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Today, a new proposal was introduced in the Finance Bill 2026 that would require taxpayers to first pay the principal tax before filing an appeal.

Example: If KRA says a business owes Sh10 million in tax, the business would have to pay the Sh10 million before its appeal can be accepted.

If the business wins, KRA will refund the money or allow it to offset future taxes within 90 days.

[Fidela ✨ @iMuthoni_]

I know y’all know very well that the instant fines are a government scheme to extort Kenyans’ money and it has absolutely nothing to do with safety.

Unmarked roads, bumps, unnecessary rumble strips, potholes, unmaintained roads, zero good road signage but just pure greed