I didn’t necessarily call myself a dog person, to be fair. Cats are more fun. If anything, I’m more of a spider guy… literally.
Depends on your taste. Are you one for criminal action? And if I could show you my face, I’d love to hear about my looks. Unfortunately, I can’t.
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⠀ it’s in an endearing way. but it puts a slight damper on things. i’m obviously a cat person, if the ears haven’t given me away.
hopefully it doesn’t come to face scratching. who knows if you have a nice one under that mask of yours. i’d hate to ruin it.
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Tail-wagging?! From Spider-Man to Dog-Man. Are you calling me a natural predator to you?
I’m not comparing! Your vibes are quite different. I have a feeling you’d scratch my face up a lot more willingly.
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⠀ think crafty’s a general term. only few really embody it. you’re giving me more. . . enthusiastic. maybe tail-wagging, if you had one.
regardless, whomever this other stray is, there’s only one of me. so do me a favor and hold back comparisons.
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Damn, crafty was one of the things I put on my super-hero resume. Guess I'm not as original as I thought.
There's another stray alright... one who is plenty unpredictable. Cats are fun headaches, in my experience.
Better not be, or else I'd have another clone situation on hand.
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⠀ prominent? ha. . . depends on who you’re asking. some might say so. but i’m crafty.
so there’s another stray in your life? can’t say there’s another spider in mine.
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I've heard rumblings about it. Are you a prominent figure in this Gotham place? Sure look the part. I almost got deja vu from you, 'cause of another cat I know.
I started off on the wrong foot there. Or maybe feet, in this case. Honestly, living in New York has numbed me to overactivity. That’s like, my whole life.
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𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐑𝐊 𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘.
Drenched by the torrential downpour of rain, a lone red and blue arachnid hanging from isolated rooftops.
❝I can't see anything. This is ridiculous. I'll have to hang my suit drying out on a linen cloth for everyone to see. Woof.❞
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