VI K AS

[Joshi JI @JoshiJi_]

IT Cell Timeline Since Morning:

6:00 AM: There is nobody at the protest. Total flop show.

9:00 AM: Only 4 people have shown up. Failed protest.

12:00 PM: Just 100 people. Complete failure.

2:00 PM: These aren't students. This is a paid crowd. These are party workers. They are serial protesters. Where did this crowd suddenly come from?

What a tough life IT Cell workers have. They know exactly what's happening, yet they still have to post flop protest all day and hide the pain behind laughing emojis. 😂

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Still no tweets by Dalal @ANI on CJP Protest

They have a special order from their Papa not to amplify the protest videos & anger of the students.

This is what Sold Journalism looks like.

[Kapil @kapsology]

Interviewer at the MNC: Why should we give you this job?

Me (With my legs on the table):

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

Pls guys

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

3 of them are rapists
1 is an activist

Guess which one is in Jail?

[🐼 @Siimplymee1234]

Bro Needs to hesitate 💀

[Vinay @yaarkyakaruu]

We made former UK prime minister to jump out of his seat 😭♥️

[Nitish Rajput @nitishrajput]

If the news media tells me it is raining, I will look for my sunglasses.

[Jitesh @Chaotic_mind99]

#PahalgamTerroristAttack

Aap hi log jawab dijiye mujhse toh nahi diya gaya 🥲

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

You need to watch it — it's a purely emotional yet logical take on the #PahalgamTerroristAttack.

And yes, the guy is a Kashmiri Muslim himself (with some abusive words included).

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Herd theory,

No need to convince everyone, just a few.

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

IPL supremacy

[Satya Nadella @satyanadella]

A couple reflections on the quantum computing breakthrough we just announced...

Most of us grew up learning there are three main types of matter that matter: solid, liquid, and gas. Today, that changed.

After a nearly 20 year pursuit, we’ve created an entirely new state of matter, unlocked by a new class of materials, topoconductors, that enable a fundamental leap in computing.

It powers Majorana 1, the first quantum processing unit built on a topological core.

We believe this breakthrough will allow us to create a truly meaningful quantum computer not in decades, as some have predicted, but in years.

The qubits created with topoconductors are faster, more reliable, and smaller.

They are 1/100th of a millimeter, meaning we now have a clear path to a million-qubit processor.

Imagine a chip that can fit in the palm of your hand yet is capable of solving problems that even all the computers on Earth today combined could not!

Sometimes researchers have to work on things for decades to make progress possible.

It takes patience and persistence to have big impact in the world.

And I am glad we get the opportunity to do just that at Microsoft.

This is our focus: When productivity rises, economies grow faster, benefiting every sector and every corner of the globe.

It’s not about hyping tech; it’s about building technology that truly serves the world.

[Shimlamirch @Shimlamirchhu]

If Samay had raped someone he would have been saved but he has done comedy.
(Welcome to India)
@ReheSamay

[Ayush Koshta @NotSoAyushual]

@pdawggggggggg Always holds true xD

[VI K AS @VIKAS__2003]

@SurabhiDey47332 ye sab karne ke wajaye padh le thoda

[VI K AS @VIKAS__2003]

new iOS 18 control center is actually cool 👌
#Apple #iOS18 #iPhone

[VI K AS @VIKAS__2003]

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