Vikash Mathur

जन्म से हिंदू, कर्म से भारतीय… जो देश और धर्म के लिए हमेशा खड़ा है।🇮🇳

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

Malviya Nagar ka ye hadsa sach me dil dehlane wala hai... Kuch logon ki laparwahi ki wajah se kitni masoom jaanyen chali gayeen. Bhagwan sabhi ki aatma ko shanti de aur unke parivaar ko ye dukh sehne ki shakti de. 🙏💔 #MalviyaNagarTragedy"

[Cockroach Janta Party - Delhi Wing @CJP_DelhiWing]

Delhi ke aalsiyon aur berozgaron, kab tak system humein ignore karega? Ab humari apni 'Delhi Wing' taiyar hai! 🪳🔥

[Cockroach Janta Party - Delhi Wing @CJP_DelhiWing]

Agar hume 'cockroach' samajh kar kuchalna chahte ho, toh yaad rakhna—hum har us kachre (corruption) ko saaf karenge jahan tum baithe ho.
​Sifarish nahi, seedha Roach-ution! 🪳 Delhi ke laundo, retweet thoko aur shuru ho jao! 💪🏽 @abhijeet_dipke #CJP2029

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

Finally! Ek aisi political party jo hum jaise 'ziddi swarm' ke liye bani hai. System agar cockroach samajhta hai, toh 'Roach-ution' shuru ho gaya hai. 💪🏽🪳

​Five demands. Zero sponsors. #CockroachJantaParty #CJP #VoiceOfLazy #BerozgarRevolution @AbhijeetDipke

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

Mausam badlega, raaste badlenge... par waqt par pahunchne ki umeed kabhi nahi badlegi. ❤️
​Zomato ke saath ab AI ka naya safar, jahan har rider ki mehnat ko milegi ek nayi pehchan aur smart raftaar. 📈
​'Hum sirf waqt par khana nahi khushiyan pahunchate hain. @zomatocare @zomato

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

Resume: PDF format mein.
Dukh: Unlimited format mein.
Salary expectation: Itni ki ghar wale 'Nikamma' kehna band kar dein. 💸
​Skills mein 'Hardwork' toh hai hi, 'Survival' bhi seekh liya hai. Any leads? DM open hai! 📩

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

Mera Resume aur meri neend, dono hi itne heavy hain ki log dekh kar hi dar jate hain.
Skills: Har tarah ki pressure jhelna (Ghar aur Society).
Experience: 0, lekin 'Dhoke' khane ka experience 10 years+ hai.
​Koi achi job offer kar do, varna agla tweet seedha Himalayas se aayega!

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

AI sabki jobs le raha hai, aur main yahan AI se pooch raha hoon ki 'Bhai, job kahan milegi?'.
​Robots se behtar kaam karunga, kyunki mujhe 'Battery' nahi, 'Promotion' ki bhook hai. Hiring managers, meri profile check karo, I’m more human than your automated emails! 🤖🚫#berozgar

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

Recruiters kehte hain 'We will get back to you, aur ghar wale kehte hain 'Beta kuch toh kar lo.
Dono ki baaton mein 'Will' toh hai, bas meri kismat mein 'Bill' bharna nahi likha.
​Skills mere paas hain, bas koi Add to Cart karne wala chahiye. Resume DM mein hai, koi utha lo yaar!

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

Mummy ko lagta hai phone chalane se aankhein kharab hoti hain, aur mujhe lagta hai 'Rishtedaaron ki baatein' sunne se dimaag. Dono apni jagah sahi hain! 📱🤫

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

Ek waqt aayega jab hum apne bachon ko batayenge ki ek zamana tha jab internet par 'Insan' baatein karte ite, Bots nahi. Hum us 'Last Human Era' ke gawah hain. 🌍⏳

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

Today the tricolor flies higher with pride. 🇮🇳
India wins the T20 World Cup!
What a moment for the nation. 🏆#TeamIndia #T20WorldCup #IndiaChampion #ProudIndian #CricketVictory #JaiHind #BleedBlue #WorldCupWinner #IndianCricket #IndiaWins 🇮🇳🔥

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

India and New Zealand will chase ultimate glory in the #T20WorldCup Final 🏆🇮🇳

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

कुत्ते भी एक दिन आपकी रोटी खाकर
आपके वफादार बन जाते हैं..
लेकिन कुछ लोग 1947 से देश की रोटी
खाकर भी देश के वफादार नहीं बन पाए..!

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

@PiListingNews @grok 15

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

Rider ki flexibility khatam,
earning unpredictable.
Sawaal simple hai:
jo system pehle achha chal raha tha, use hataya kyun gaya?
Hume koi extra favour nahi chahiye —
sirf wahi purana, transparent rate card wapas chahiye.
Riders ka kaam road par hota hai,
experiment lab me nahi.

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

🎊 Wishing you all peace, happiness & success in 2026.
✨ May this year bring new hopes and better days for everyone.
Happy New Year!
Hashtags (short & clean):
#HappyNewYear2026 #NewBeginnings #PositiveVibes #PeaceAndHappiness

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

जब सत्ता अपराधियों को ढाल देती है
और पीड़ितों की आवाज़ दबा दी जाती है,
तब समझ लो ये लड़ाई किसी एक की नहीं,
पूरे देश के ज़मीर की है!
#UnnaoFiles
#JusticeForUnnaoVictim
#NoMoreSilence
#InsafKahanHai
#RaiseYourVoice

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

Is desh me galti karna jurm hai,
aur taqatwar hona license.
Bas itna hi farq hai.
#JusticeDelayed #IndianJudiciary #SachKadwaHai #Insaaf #Truth #IndiaSpeaks #AwaazUthao #CommonMan

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

Aise restaurants ko platform par kaise allow kiya ja raha hai?
Main proper action aur accountability chahta hoon.
Please respond ASAP.@zomatocare @zomato

[Vikash Mathur @VikasMathur1215]

@zomato
Aaj Zomato se order kiya tha (Order ID: #7596654951) – The Grill Whistle, Rohini se.
Khana kholte hi kida nikla, dekh kar hi tabiyat kharab ho gayi 🤢
Ye sirf refund ka issue nahi, health & safety ka serious matter hai.