Victoria

Life is short.Smile while you still have teeth

[Jeremy Keninger @JeremyKeninger]

I find myself selecting random You Tube videos in hopes it will start with a Ron Burgundy Dodge Durango commercial

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Alcohol, you're on the bench. Coffee, suit up. #Monday

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

@Emileeh162 you finally get me

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

@Emileeh162 ogres are like onions 👹

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

Remember bix last year when everyone's car got towed @SmithlanniL

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

“@cesar_arango17: #WomanCrushWednesday fuck it I'm inlove http://t.co/0i4P2PEQsp”@vharry19

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

“@ItsJennaMarbles: I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me.”@Emileeh162

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

“@GrumpyAssCat: Throwing ice cubes at people who need to chill out.”@Emileeh162 this is so you

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

“@NotCommonFacts: On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.”@LeahGrace90

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

“@Funny_Truth: [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"” @Emileeh162 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Sleep in or shower? Sleep in or shower? Sleep in or shower? #DailyDebate

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

“@Funny_Truth: Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat.”@Emileeh162

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

“@Emileeh162 your future kids http://t.co/Sjs3kyh6iY

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

“@WomensHumor: After a night of vodka sodas.... http://t.co/X0L0ulVRkV”@Emileeh162

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

“@WomensHumor: It's amazing how I can be too tired to work, but come 5pm, I'm a ball of it's-the-fucking-weekend energy.”@Emileeh162

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

@Emileeh162 Me: I'm so over him
Vodka: No you're not, you should text him
Me: Really?
Vodka: Yes! 25 times

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

“@GrumpyAssCat: Are you from europe bc europiece of shit” @Emileeh162

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

Already think about how early I'm going to bed tonight #mondays 😴😴😴😴

[Victoria @VikisSecret]

“@queenSloane: Sorry for texting you 93 times.” @Emileeh162 ?