Viktor Radermacher

your Recommended Daily Allowance of Cynicism

[Viktor Radermacher @ViktorHasSpoken]

Props to @jaco_vanderwalt for not being a hipster and "instagramming" the kitty :3

[Viktor Radermacher @ViktorHasSpoken]

I have a crown in my beard. Who the fuck has a crown in their beard!? My goatie looks like a windswept bonsai #Scumbaggenes

[Viktor Radermacher @ViktorHasSpoken]

@nat_a_tack2 glittery chicken fillet... or just a boner slayer?

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Faith: justified by nothing but justifies anything

[Viktor Radermacher @ViktorHasSpoken]

http://t.co/7UbX6tm6 <-- should happen when your babe says she's not gonna sleep with a bra on! Seize the moment and the boobies@nat_a_tack2

[Viktor Radermacher @ViktorHasSpoken]

Dust: third world country snowflakes

[Times LIVE @TimesLIVE]

Woman arrested four times for playing 'Highway to Hell' on repeat http://t.co/dcnA97rH

[Jaco van der Walt @jaco_vanderwalt]

Whoever designed Cape Town's highways should be stoned to death.

[AK the Nool @akthenool]

Overheard at the airport. Little boy breaks loose from his mother's grip and she gives chase and goes: "Mohammed come here you little poes"

[Viktor Radermacher @ViktorHasSpoken]

#sleeplessachievemore finished maths revision, wrote half a song and now on to embryology...saved the best for last ;D

[Viktor Radermacher @ViktorHasSpoken]

#teamsleeplessachievemore - Study harder than I have been = tomorrow's palaeontologist.

[Viktor Radermacher @ViktorHasSpoken]

#teamsleeplessachievemore sacrifice a substantial amount (1hr+) of your sleeping time to work for your goal (short term=long term)

[Viktor Radermacher @ViktorHasSpoken]

@dubstep's cool but nothing can make you wanna fuck like @Industrialrock

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they wont get any presents from Santa

[BLK JKS @BLK_JKS]

the end. (is the beginning, is the end) //

[Viktor Radermacher @ViktorHasSpoken]

Hope @Oppikoppifest is gonna be cooler this year... no more booty sweat :/

[Viktor Radermacher @ViktorHasSpoken]

DESPERATELY need a lift to @oppikoppifest from either Cape Town or Stellenbosch. Will help out with petrol expenses. 074 8033 899

[Viktor Radermacher @ViktorHasSpoken]

Neck tattoos aren't really neck tattoos. They're more like eternal job-stoppers

[Jose Cuervo @JoseCuervoSA]

Jose Cuervo & Ray Ban are giving away a trip for you & 3 mates to Oppikoppi Festival on the Cuervo Cape To Koppi train!