Vilifry

Bottom feeders paying a billionaire for validation will always be the highlight of this site.

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

This is your average Pokemon "fan" - then, now, and forever. Nothing is authentic about them. Any of their disdain is nothing but fake outrage that perpetuates the endless cycle of Pokemon undeservedly selling well. This cycle will continue with Winds and Waves.

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

Here's another bottom-feeder reaching for his baby bottle. He wonders why the evil corporation he sucks off cut him off when he did something that made them twitch, despite his shilling and misinformation grifting. Little bro thought the back blowing sessions meant something. 🤭

[SwitchForce @TheSwitchForce]

Nintendo pulled my access in late 2021. No free games, no previews, no events since then. Zero. I haven’t talked about it much because it genuinely hasn’t changed how I cover them. I’m not harsher than before. I’m not softer, either. I just say what I think, same as always.

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

@riley_stahura @NintendoEurope "Oh no - Nintendo is being forced do a pro-consumer thing where I won't have to risk damaging my Switch, get it replaced, or send it in for repair just to change its battery! Europe sucks!"

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

Nothing but bad actors are out here putting on a show about big bad Sony like they aren't going to be the first in line to pick up their PS6 when it drops.

It's fake outrage; every single one of them will get out of their feelings, fall back in line, and eat more corporate shit.

[IGN @IGN]

The gaming industry is not responding well to the news that PlayStation will stop producing game discs in January 2028. https://t.co/CoxI7hZR4D

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

How many are NEW games instead of more lazily re-released titles ? 🤭

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Lots of games appeared in the latest #NintendoDirect! Which ones are you most excited about?

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

@NashvilleZoo

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

@ClaymoreCityyy @ShinyHaunter05 Are you talking about THIS kid?! 🤭

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

@animaclassic One of the greatest composers of my time...Motoi Sakuraba is another one on my extremely short list.

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

@trihex @blackantivenom Have you ever owned a razor?

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

"New release..."

🤭

Nintendo is truly pathetic.

[Nintendo TOKYO/OSAKA/KYOTO/FUKUOKA @N_Officialstore]

[新商品]『スーパーマリオブラザーズ ワンダー Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + みんなでリンリンパーク』は、本日発売。対応amiibo3種も同時発���です。#NintendoTOKYO/OSAKA/KYOTO/FUKUOKA と #マイニンテンドーストア でも販売しています。
https://t.co/PruBbPESGW

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

Instead of releasing this as DLC for an existing SWITCH game, these extortionists pretend that it can only be done as a Switch 2 exclusive.

Pay MORE for the same game that is capable of running the same content on its native hardware. Where is that Switch 2 fake outrage now?

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

#SuperMarioBrosWonder – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park arrives March 26! Here’s what’s new:

-7 Koopaling boss courses to take on solo or with others
-23 VS and co-op attractions
-Toad Brigade Training Camp with 74 courses
-Play as Rosalina & Co-Star Luma
-And more!

Pre-order today: https://t.co/mWsymahiro

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

@SonyElectronics is SO fucking original. 🤭

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

@ShinyHaunter05 @ChaoticMeatball Only tourists like you would defend such a horrible game design. Game Freak knew this was dumb, which is why they never did it again. "Wanting us to experience the games using weaker Pokemon" makes no logical or video game sense. It can evolve. Why not let it?

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

@9remonn @AndyLaVGC That's because that's the best coverage Wailord has against the electric type it's weak to...that also happen to resist steel-type attacks!

Only a "pro pokemon player" can pull off so much skill that pits weight against their remedial comprehension of type coverage! 🤭

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

1. It's about the destination, not the journey.

2. Early adoption/impulse purchases are nothing new or smart.

3. Consumers are nothing but corporate cucks.

4. Look below. 🤭

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

#NintendoSwitch2 has sold over 3.5 million units worldwide in its first four days, becoming the fastest-selling Nintendo hardware ever globally.

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

@NintendoAmerica Oh shut it. You're going to sell this bundle every Black Friday for the next 7+ years. Worked out so well for you before with Mario Kart 8 Dead Horse... 🤭

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

@SerebiiOTD Hop, Dexit, the "story", even for Pokemon standards, "It WoN't LeT iTs GuArD dOwN!", permanent exp. share, and the start of PAID DLC to add maps that should've been IN the game are the worst parts of these games. The quality of life features were the best. Dynamax is underrated.

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

This is how I got my shiny Koraidon (left) and shiny Miraidon (right). What a HORRIBLE time to be alive... 😂

[Vilifry @Vilifry]

@Poke_Errthang @YouTube You ain't him, goonie. 🤭

[Dave farWright @davetv67]

@mushycrouton