BREAKING: My sources in Brussels have confirmed the official EU response to the Iran conflict:
1. France has surrendered
2. Sweden offering asylum to both sides
3. Greece will ask Iran for a loan
4. Denmark offering Irani leaders free mental health counseling
5. No response from Spain (weekend)
More intel to follow soon
After carefully monitoring the situation in Venezuela for the last 24 hours, the EU has found out that the water bottle of Maduro did not have the EU-regulation approved attached cap.