Vin Scully

Twitter is the perfect short form for my rambling stories.

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Spoke of that moment til today. I apologize, I'm rambling again. Basically, I'd like to congratulate Jason Collins for being a hero.

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And held a stare for a good 85 seconds while we simultaneously called the last out of the 16th inning Grapefruit league contest. We never...

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I couldn't keep my eyes off the sweat beading on his chest, white hairs glistening like the first winter's snow. Gowdy and I locked eyes...

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A cramped sauna of a broadcast booth next to legendary Red Sox announcer Curt Gowdy. It was so hot Gowdy took his off his sweat soaked polo

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One day in the hot spring Florida sun, I was broadcasting a game against the Red Sox in Ft. Meyers, the game went 16 innigns & I was in...

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I heard the people cheer Nostradamas "Most Valuable Prognosticator" long before any of his predictions proved correct!

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"MVP" chants for Matt Kemp in May aren't the earliest MVP chants I've heard... when I was a young boy visiting France...

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All that being said, I hate shark fin soup

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For Alou's life if he were to ever re-enter the water. "The spirit of the great sea will want..." Fly ball to left field ends the inning...

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Sadat had the hat blessed by a Shaman to ward off the spirit of sea serpents.... Changeup low and away... Boutros-Ghali feared...

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Boutros-Ghali, or "SecGen" as he likes to be called, was so impressed with Alou's tale he gave Alou a hat worn by Anwar Sadat... 2-2 pitch

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Felipe Alou told me his shark wrestling story over cognac at a house of ill repute owned by none other than Boutros Boutros-Ghali

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Smacking the wife around for a month straight can cause quite the bout of tennis elbow... I feel Ethier's pain...

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Andre Ethier has been scratched from the lineup with elbow inflammation... I had the same problem during my hit streak.. Smacking the wife..

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#Dodgers lose to the #Marlins in the 9th thanks to defense sloppier than a blowie I got at a Koreatown massage parlor last week

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#Dodgers a 5 hits and nothing to show for it, just like my wife. No matter how many times I hit her she still burns the casserole

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Huroki Kuroda on the mound for the Dodgers... I didn't know concubines were legal in this country... Obama wasn't kidding about change...

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I have Clarence Darrow on retainer "@bfineprint: @JasonKerepesi @Vin_Scully That can't be real Vin Scully. If it isn't, Scully, should sue"

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Whoa! Wha? What are these fireworks!?! We won?

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We're in the top of the 9th, the #Dodgers have brought in Broxton for the save so I have time for a quick na...ZZZZZZZZZZZZ...