Calvin

my superpowers include decrypting doctors handwriting and knowing random facts

[Calvin @Vin_Tendo]

I think I understand why I lost some people in my life. I needed to open myself up to making new friends and push my comfort zone

[Calvin @Vin_Tendo]

Same

[Calvin @Vin_Tendo]

Drunk by 7pm on a fucking Monday. Get on my level

[Calvin @Vin_Tendo]

Me when I've been drinking https://t.co/uhtfo7vg9s

[Calvin @Vin_Tendo]

Bob's burgers and chill?

[Calvin @Vin_Tendo]

I looked at a picture of myself from 6 months ago and instantly was put in a better mood. I look way better now, fuck past-me. He's dead and gone

[Calvin @Vin_Tendo]

@Imaginedragons One of my favorite songs! Why can't that one be on Spotify with all the rest

[Calvin @Vin_Tendo]

If I had a dime for everytime I had no idea what the fuck I was doing I wouldnt have to worry about what the fuck I was doing

[Calvin @Vin_Tendo]

Love to see that PhD in environmental science asshole. Oh wait. YOU DONT HAVE ONE. so let's listen to the people that DO. https://t.co/3C5kuIcDua

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Nazis & KKK are NOT “very fine people.”

NFL Players are NOT “sons of bitches.”

Mexicans are NOT “rapists & drug dealers.”

Haitians do NOT “all have AIDS.”

Bigotry is NOT the American way.

Trump is NOT fit to be President.

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

the “you’ve changed” tweets suck because the only thing ive changed is putting more time into my mental health and happiness and doing what i enjoy. and im rly happy so ya ive def changed because im not quietly miserable anymore lol.

[tom @tom_harlock]

I’m going into 2018 optimistic, and if any of you bastards ruin it for me I will 𝓻𝓲𝓹 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓸𝓯𝓯

[Calvin @Vin_Tendo]

When the bartender got it good for you 👍 those mixed drinks were strong af tonight

[Netflix @netflix]

We’re disappointed in the decision to gut #NetNeutrality protections that ushered in an unprecedented era of innovation, creativity & civic engagement. This is the beginning of a longer legal battle. Netflix stands w/ innovators, large & small, to oppose this misguided FCC order.

[lil bit @JosieAurora]

So when is twitter going to get the “edit tweet”? 🤔

[DJ Sir Lean @xSirLean]

9 Things to quit:

1. Trying to please everyone
2. Fearing change
3. Living in the past
4. Overthinking
5. Being afraid to be different
6. Beating yourself up over mistakes
7. Sacrificing your happiness for others
8. Thinking youre not good enough
9. Thinking you have no purpose

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

HARK HOW THE BELLS
SWEET SILVER BELLS
ALL SEEM TO SAY
BELLS BELLS ALL DAY
BELL SONG IS HERE
BELLS ARE SO NEAR
BELLS GETTING OLD
BELLS ARE TOO BOLD
DING DONGY DONG
BELLS IN A SONG
BELLS BELLS BELLS BELLS
BELLS BELLS BELLS BELLS