Chris Vincentini

Not a licensed financial advisor, information, not advice. I also do some stand-up comedy. Asst Varsity Lacrosse Coach, Westside HS. Equities/Crypto/Options.

[Chris Vincentini @Vincentini]

@FutureStacked Yeah, what's the kWh price to offset, you could be losing money.

[Chris Vincentini @Vincentini]

Pretty much….

[Crazy Vibes @CrazyVibes_1]

Dear Gen X,
I’ve been watching 80s movies and I just need to know…WHERE WERE YOUR PARENTS??
Every child was just wandering the earth unsupervised like a raccoon with house keys. Riding bikes across town at midnight, fighting ghosts, investigating murders, befriending cryptids, hacking government computers for funsies…
And the parents were ALWAYS “out of town” or “working late” while the only adult-adjacent supervision was some random 16-year-old who got dragged into the chaos.

No cell phones. No helmets. No adult supervision. Just vibes, life lessons, and several near-death experiences.

You all weren’t “raised.” You were lightly monitored feral creatures with a bike and unresolved trauma.

I’m genuinely shocked there are enough of you left to populate an entire generation.

[Jesse Cohen @JesseCohenInv]

Fun fact: If you invested $10,000 in PayPal $PYPL stock 5 years ago, you'd have about $1,720 today 🚨

Not too bad 🫡

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

Oh, Sweet Cartman o’ Mine!!!
🤣🤣

[Chris Vincentini @Vincentini]

Sage advice

[dank @cptdankkk]

Kevin O'Leary says most people waste $15,000 a year on stupid stuff like $5 coffees

"Stop buying coffee for five dollars and fifty cents"

"You go to work and you spend $15 bucks on a sandwich, what are you an idiot. It costs you 99 cents to make a sandwich at home and bring it with you"

"Bring your own water, your own drink or your own coffee mug. You start to add that up every day it's a ton of money"

"Most people starting on their job making their first $60,000 piss away about $15,000 a year"

[Westside Boy's Lacrosse @Westside_Lax]

🥍 The Next Step!!

Warriors ⚔️ Warriors
🕧 6P
📍 Prep Top Field

First Semi-Final visit since 2015!

Let's go to war!

#CRUSADE
#1TEAM

[Reed Timmer, PhD @ReedTimmerUSA]

Live emergency update from Omaha, Nebraska with the Dominator 3 in #tornado intercept mode today and tomorrow.

Two dangerous days ahead with strong-to-violent tornadoes possible including Omaha during about 6-10 pm this evening!

A #tornado outbreak for the next two days is expected!

#Dominator #stormchasing

[Chris Vincentini @Vincentini]

Just a bear hanging out living it's best life....

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A massive brown bear was spotted navigating the high-altitude peaks of Alaska.

[Matthew Modine @MatthewModine]

My uncle, Captain Wylder Modine, was a real B-17 "Flying Fortress" pilot during WWII. After returning from a bombing mission, he got hit by anti-aircraft fire and almost had his right arm taken off. He had his crew bail, but his co-pilot was shot up really bad and couldn’t parachute, so my uncle, with one arm, landed the heavily damaged B-17 in a field behind enemy lines. He was awarded the Air Medal and Purple Heart. I talked with him before making MEMPHIS BELLE in 1989. He gave me his dress uniform to wear in the film and said, “when you put that on, don't disrespect it.”

[Chris Vincentini @Vincentini]

Please let this be real....

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Dave Chappelle reveals he’s considering bringing back Chappelle’s Show after 20 years 🔥

[Chris Vincentini @Vincentini]

@En_jupiter_ He came and went at the same time, not a bad way to go

[Chris Vincentini @Vincentini]

This movie was the best, remember seeing it in the theater.

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

The Bad News Bears turns 50 today.
This movie zigged where most kid-sports films zag: cynical, un-Disneyfied, a gritty 1970s antidote to the usual underdog uplift. And Walter Matthau never once feels like he’s “acting with kids.”

[Chris Vincentini @Vincentini]

@landofthe80s Still have mine.....

[Chris Vincentini @Vincentini]

Take 6 minutes and watch this, amazing

[𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 👑 𝙳𝚒𝚟𝚊™ @1776Diva]

🎶 A musician who calls himself "Plumes" plays guitar for animals in sanctuaries… and the way they respond is incredible.

Do animals understand music more than we think? 🤔

[Chris Vincentini @Vincentini]

I laugh every I see this

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

The seal was having none of it

[Chris Vincentini @Vincentini]

I do not miss “corporate speak” whatsoever…

[Captain-EO 👨🏾‍💻 @EOEboh]

Everyone needs a corporate interpreter 😁

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

TV reporter tells David Bowie the internet is "hugely exaggerated"

David Bowie's response is the closest thing to perfection about the future.

[Chris Vincentini @Vincentini]

Watch till the end....

[𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇 @pr0ud_americans]

This little girl has been “working😉” construction on the empty lot next door since they started building the house 😂

From day one she’s been out there every day like she’s on the crew.
Mom asked if she’s going back to work this week… her response is priceless.
So proud of her 😭🤣

[Westside Boy's Lacrosse @Westside_Lax]

🥍 GAMEDAY!!!

Warriors take on our down-the-street rivals in blue!!

Face-off at 7pm & JV at 9pm

#1TEAM
#CRUSADE

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Air Corgi predicts the men's Sweet 16 🔮