VincentVanBox

you already know who I am

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

@Cube_Samuels games planned and enacted within your own organizations sends a false messages to the wide world of the league that this is league sponsored. Don’t get me started on the “annual” part. An event nowhere near official is claiming on THE MSSL Twitter to be a first annual? Shady.

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

Folks, I know many of you have questions about this “Throwback Game” that was mysteriously marketed on the official league account last night. I have opened a full investigation into its sourcing and the potential false advertising and conduct violations that may have ensued.

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

@Cube_Samuels out of nowhere. Again, the TBTC had a fully healthy Season 15 roster and were never contacted to try to correct the event. It was shakily marketed, lazily themed, and only reached a handful of fans in time, namely those of the CRBC and KSBC. Using League accesses to market

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

@Cube_Samuels Additionally, it was marketed as a throwback game between two Season 15 teams, and when one was unavailable, rather than inform the third team of the game’s existence, the two organizations seem to have just flipped the theme and forgotten it

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

@NotKongMafia @UnitCEKTJOS @Cube_Samuels @TheMSSL Huh. I think I’ll go find out actually

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

@UnitCEKTJOS @Cube_Samuels @NotKongMafia @TheMSSL Honestly, I’m the whole commish and I didn’t even hear about this. TBTC coulda for sure saved the “throwback game” they were marketing

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

Pain.

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

Everyone please make sure you have access to your MSS App. There will be a press release coming soon through the News section.I have confirmed that Cinema James is no longer on the island but do not be mistaken- he is very much a threat.

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

@coach_rew_ Wank told me there was something weird about Cube when he found him… just keep an eye on him

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

Folks of the island: if you’re reading this, that means Wank woke you up. More info to come but if anyone sees Cinema James anywhere on the island please contact me immediately

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

@Cube_Samuels you know it

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

Very special announcement! My lovely wife Linda Van Box is coming to the island for our second honeymoon. She will be present for some league games. I know the Muscles fans will welcome her with open arms. What a piece of ass, am I right?

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

I actually DID manage to get a few drops of Coach Rew’s tears this time!!! 🤧🤧

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

3/4 on the ol hardware for the season. Not too shabby

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

The new bowl trophies look quite at home in the new office space!! I wish I’d gotten a few of Rew’s tears on the Luigi Bowl trophy lmaoooooooooo

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

Thanks for a fantastic season, Fireball fans. We’re sorry the journey had to end like this, but our very own Coach of the Year Coach Ted will be back next season to fight for us again. Until then, keep the flame lit. See you soon.

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

The new bowl trophies look quite at home in the new office space!! I wish I’d gotten a few of Rew’s tears on the Luigi Bowl trophy lmaoooooooooo

[VincentVanBox @VincentPackage]

@coach_rew_