Vinnie Blue Eyes

I'm 8 and full of it!!

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@ThomasSanders or YOUR biggest fan.

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@ThomasSanders Happy Birthday from tour biggest (little) fan!! 🎈

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Don't worry, I know how to savor it!

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Jane wouldn't go to jail, she'd go to juvie!!!

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My Dad, Ladies & Gentlemen

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But it says it's REQUIRED which means I don't HAVE to do it!!

#incorrect

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*Salt N Pepa playing on radio*

🎶Sha-Na, Push It!🎶

Hey, I thought it was Push It Real Good!?!

🎶p-p-Push It Real Good!!🎶

Oh, there it is!

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Winner!! #Oscars2015

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The person who invented <syringe> shots must have been drunk!!! #AtTheDoctor

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Mommy: "If you could go anywhere in the world, where do you want to go?"

Me: "New Mexico."

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I saw Zoe walk by, can't believe I can sniff her from like 5 feet away!! #Enemies

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My friend TJ is allergic to gluten. I don't even know what gluten is!

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I got to be part of the magic @Tonybrent show in Orlando! WHAT THE...?!?!

With @DragonGateLenny

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Jane: Ooh, I like that white house w/the flowers. I never been to that house!

Me: Well you can't just barge into any old house you want!

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It's fine. Whatever. #BigBrotherDuties

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Whoa! McDonalds must be famous! I see it on everything in that place!! #WorldCup

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To @DragonGateLenny

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I made a wish for a new car! And if I can't get that, then I change my wish to 1,000 French fries!!