Vinnie Vitale

Comic (non)sensibility

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Wanna watch something scary with the wife tonight… maybe the news?

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@ConAirFan LOL

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@RobSchneider Get the vasectomy performed again—that’s the really safety precaution you should be taking here

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@FitFounder You had a second kid within the same month? I’m not sure parental advice will help with the problems you’re about to have!

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@creation247 Children

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Question for the ladies:

You’ve only got the choice of two eligible bachelors for your deserted island getaway. Which Jeffrey do you choose?

#Epstein #Dahmer #DahmerNetflix #DahmerMonster #JeffreyEpstein #jeffreydahmer

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@wdmorrisjr @ryunakova You sound like fun.

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@wdmorrisjr 12 Better Things To Say

Your mom is awesome.
Get your nails done.
Don’t worry, I shaved.
I’ll watch the kids.
I hate football.
Would you like a bath drawn?
I picked up sushi.
Your friends aren’t hot.
Can we watch your show?
Let’s go for a hike.
I did laundry.
I got a raise.

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@FitFounder This was very helpful. Do you also have recommendations for how to sleep through babies wailing?

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@TheMissyBaker Lol have you seen “The Unexplained” on Netflix hosted by William Shatner? There’s a lady on there who was struck twice and she spends the whole episode talking about it

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@lozzah79 There is no comparison to the high of getting social media likes.

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@ConAirFan https://t.co/snQ1uYsgQQ

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@ConAirFan Lol

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@Ivsy01 Still more booty than you’ll get when you’re married with kids in yours 40s

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@ConAirFan MacGruber!

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@ConAirFan Lol

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@ConAirFan Lol

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@ConAirFan I want to throw up. But there was some truth to parts of it lol

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@thelevfershow @PhilanthropyGal

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@RichVos *who