The only property I own for now is my phone😭.
Inshallah I would be back to quote this tweet when I own lots of properties. Companies included 🧎🏽♂️🧎🏽♂️🧎🏽♂️🛐🛐🛐📿🤲🏼🙏
Why don’t we ever hear “DNA says she’s not the mother”? It’s always “HE’S NOT THE FATHER!” Funny how women get blamed for everything that goes wrong in a marriage, yet nobody wants to discuss male infertility. So messed up
guys really funny gan 😂🤣
you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too.
babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked.
you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them”
let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣
i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈
Guilt chakra next guys! is everyone ready for guilt? guilt for lying? guilt for leaving your home behind? guilt for leaving your sister behind? guilt for killing your parents? guilt for even more lying?
Not really betrayal but when I lost my mom, my ex bestfriend got permission from home to come and spend time with me and be there for me, but instead of doing that she spent the entire time with her boyfriend on a baecation while using me and moms funeral as an excuse🤦