just posted a new vid where @Landonsn blesses me with 100k v-bucks and the new galaxy skin 😌 aaaand i try to troll some random duos, watch it in full to see what happens ▶️
▶️ https://t.co/qThdljyRI9
so my little sister got in a fight tonight and i don’t think i’ve ever been more proud 😂😂 with her phone in her hand & everything lmao THATS MY MF SISTER LETS GOOOOOOO
[during sex]
me: i want u to hurt me
him: itachi ruined his life to protect sasuke & his village
me: wait
him: he murdered his entire clan to prevent the 4th shinobi war and madara’s infiltration but wasn’t able to find it in himself to kill sasuke too
me: stop
Just spotted a cat on someone's porch meowing to be let in. Without thinking, I walked up to the door, rang the bell, nodded to the cat and left. It was only I rounded the corner when I realised what I'd done as I heard the owner shouting FUCK ME SARAH THE CAT RANG THE DOORBELL