Officially over an hour on @Ryanair chat. That’s after a total 50 minutes on the phone with no answer (at £11 cost) and a visit to their offices at the airport. All to change a flight at no cost as they promise you are able to do, until you try, that is. #furious
@OC flat hunting once, my phone corrects “ad” to “ass”, so I text this person going: “hey, I’ve just seen your ass online and it looks great! Wondering if it’s still available and when it’s a good time for me to visit” never heard back from that one....