Ramona Trades

Vicky's out! Ramona's in! If you want it traded, dropped, swapped, or booty popped, I'm ya girl. But don't come for me, unless I HiSend for you!

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That storm today bout whooped my ass. I ain’t forgot about y’all! Just remember when you get that 3am call for a 6am sign in, that means you’ve messed with the wrong people! #knowwhosincharge

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@Zachary__Binx cool name. Does that mean you’re like an emotional support animal and a Flight Attendant all in one? Brilliant. You’re on to something, puss!

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“New technology” also lets me see all the dirty sites you visit! #byecartels

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@tc_waltersdorf Girl, I been snatching wigs left and right like they available days. Treasure be trippin’ making me come in on a Sunday at 6am running bids with her!

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@jilleeuhn If you’re impressed, I obviously need to be flying you more. Employee number?

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Vicky wanna know how bad y’all want y’all bids?!

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I’m like Ken Nugent. “One call, that’s all!” No answer and it’s a missed trip for you!

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All these old biddies getting worked up about “ROR” so we decided to get a head start! 18-01 gets a line, 68-01 gets Reserve!

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Apparently y’all got butt hurt sore losers after that election. Calling over here asking for POs for pain and sufferin’. No! Back to the line! #apFU

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@tc_waltersdorf Messy?! What’s messy is that galley next week when you flying position 5!

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Me looking at these reserve seniorities for May

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Ohhhh girl she done tried me on the phone just now telling me where she will and will not go. I had to bite my tongue Lord Jezussss. Juan had to fan me like I was in Church and the Holy Ghost was going through me.

[Ramona Trades @VIPSCREWYOU]

Just because the boarding music features Childish Gambino doesn’t mean the CS hold music should. Stop requesting. Keep on and it’s gone be “Miss Vaaaanjie” on a continuous loop!

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@ksd_18 No excuse! Take the kitten with you. The overhead locker is the appropriate place for all onboard pets. Just ask @united or crazy cat rescuer based in Miami! Happy Flying!

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Am I the only one that thinks CLT to PNS is the funniest route? I mean.. just try sayin it. If you need an explanation, i ain’t got time for you. #schedulinghumor

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Please tell y’all coworkers. You CANNOT file for ground time during your sit time in CLT. We ain’t paying for you to eat Bojangles. #getagrip #callthefabrc #avoidCLT

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@Hugh91 @VanessaVanjie R-Text: “FA insisted on holding boarding to call for Miss Vanjie using onboard megaphone.” FA Bonafield, don’t make me TM you and assign a standby to fly with FA Cox.

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@ksd_18 Just be there for pickup. Please.

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🎼Ring, ring! Who’s there? It’s Vicky!..

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@ksd_18 Last time I checked, I did not assign you to a Playboy charter!