Virgin Turtle

All I do is bounce and frick

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

@Marceli24650445 @DucKyNW @ThiagosActionTV @Jack_Septic_Eye @pewdiepie Who the frick are you calling a virgin?!

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

Great day for relaxing on a throne made out of my children

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

@realikeabird @JoergenHorse1 @akawatersheep @WaterCow10 Hello bird, you better not frick my wife

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

@Nub_DinoKnight @LILNASXBF696969 @akawatersheep @pewdiepie Damn straight

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

Living on this beach made me realize that if infinite timelines exist, then there exists one in which Sven didn't frick my wife

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

God I hate sand

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

Looks like your missing some vitamin me 😏😎

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

@jolibunn @kokoikun @TheRealJeb_ @grandayy @pewdiepie Water sheep T H I C C

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

@JoergenHorse1 @akawatersheep @WaterCow10 My wife and I made some terrible life choices when the first 3 were unvaccinated

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

New episode was great, my babies are all grown up. Couldn't be any prouder as a dad 😭🐢

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

GOOOOOD MORNING GAMERRRS

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

@Ricardo03044042 Yes

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

I am convinced @pewdiepie and @Nestle are the same people.
1:Both neglect innocent creatures of water
2:Both torture animals
Coincidence? I think not!

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

@JoergenHorse1 @SvenMC_Official Is there something I should know?

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

I swear I'm living my best life, I have all the seagrass I could ever want and an angry swedish man got me a girlfriend so I could frick 🐢🐢🐢

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

@_alyssa_roth_ @akawatersheep @JoergenStan @WaterCow10 @dinnerbonepoods @SvenMC_Official @EinfachLynix @Loli_Futanari @Sans58479395 @CheesePrinter @Nub_DinoKnight @pewdiepie You being happy makes me happy

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

@HorseOther @WaterCow10 @akawatersheep @dinnerbonepoods @GameChallenger2 @SvenMC_Official @pewdiepie She's on another server, you wouldn't know her

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

@xiaomatthew000 @akawatersheep @pewdiepie Notch isn't the only one whose dummy thicc

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

@WalmartBloxburg You got something against turtles?

[Virgin Turtle @VirginTurtle3]

I swear on notch, if I had legs @SvenMC_Official would be dead for what he did to my gf right in front of me